Why is Nebber forever Iowa’s redheaded lil sis?!?!

[ROCKY MOUNTAIN HAWK]

Let me be clear. I was born in Des Moines.

Went to grade, middle, & high school in Iowa my whole life.

Went to college in Iowa.

My family is generations of Hawkeye fans.

My grandparents were big donors during the Hayden Fry rise.

So there’s nobody that can out-play the Iowa card than me.

Even I’ve got to admit, I’m getting real f’ing sick of Iowa’s continuous, unapologetically, annual beatdown of lil sis.

It won’t ever end in my lifetime, but at the very least can lil sis not be a redhead!!? 👊🏿

 

[tweeterhawk]

Let me be clear. I was born in Des Moines.

Went to grade, middle, & high school in Iowa my whole life.

Went to college in Iowa.

My family is generations of Hawkeye fans.

My grandparents were big donors during the Hayden Fry rise.

So there’s nobody that can out-play the Iowa card than me.

Even I’ve got to admit, I’m getting real f’ing sick of Iowa’s continuous, unapologetically, annual beatdown of lil sis.

It won’t ever end in my lifetime, but at the very least can lil sis not be a redhead!!? 👊🏿

There is a natural order of life. It cannot be changed. That is all.