Why is The Villages known as ‘the STD capital of America?’

[West Duval Nole]

Why is The Villages known as ‘the STD capital of America?’

Residents hear the joke all too often. A Tampa Bay Times inquiry on the 38,000-member Facebook group, “The Villages Word of Mouth,” was revealing.

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Sounds like it is fake news. So, if that was ever a concern of yours about moving there, that concern is removed.

 

[runkpanole]

 

[ericram]

Old people like to fűck.

 

[noleclone2]

Cliff’s notes reason? Because of Viagra.

 

[goldmom]

I’m jealous. I think.
I drove through there once and honestly I didn’t see a single old guy who looked like he could even do the deed.
And I looked. 👀
Honestly Florida is full of senior citizens and they’re not all in the Villages.

 

[TC Nole OX]

Because the Villages are teeming with "family values" republicans

 

[goldmom]

Because the Villages are teeming with "family values" republicans

Well if they didn’t value families they wouldn’t have had sex in the first place.
But I understand your confusion since you most likely haven’t had sex since about 1994 or something.

 

[runkpanole]

I’m jealous. I think.
I drove through there once and honestly I didn’t see a single old guy who looked like he could even do the deed.
And I looked. 👀
Honestly Florida is full of senior citizens and they’re not all in the Villages.

No, not all live in The Villages. However, there was a reason I would refer to the central Florida area as God’s waiting room when I lived in Lake County.

 

[West Duval Nole]

Old people like to fűck.

I don't think it is limited to just the old.

 

[West Duval Nole]

Cliff’s notes reason? Because of Viagra.

It isn't true. It is a myth.

“In reality, I don’t see much STDs,” said Villa, who has worked in The Villages almost two decades. “Compared to other practitioners, I should. People just want to paint the picture that old people here are like young people in New Orleans.

“I’m not saying that they’re not thinking about having sex,” she added. “They do — a lot — but not to the point that there’s STDs left and right and all over the place.”

Compared to Florida overall, however, the three counties containing The Villages tended to have significantly lower rates.

Sumter County had one of the lowest rates of sexually transmitted diseases among older adults in 2019 —with about one in 10,000. That’s compared to six in 10,000 seniors statewide. Marion and Lake bore similar trends. The same patterns emerged for diagnoses of human immunodeficiency virus, also known as HIV, among Florida’s older adults.

At the county-by-county level, The Villages similarly fared better than most.

 

[ericram]

I don't think it is limited to just the old.

Trying to keep it simple

 

[BelemNole]

It isn't true. It is a myth.

“In reality, I don’t see much STDs,” said Villa, who has worked in The Villages almost two decades. “Compared to other practitioners, I should. People just want to paint the picture that old people here are like young people in New Orleans.

“I’m not saying that they’re not thinking about having sex,” she added. “They do — a lot — but not to the point that there’s STDs left and right and all over the place.”

Compared to Florida overall, however, the three counties containing The Villages tended to have significantly lower rates.

Sumter County had one of the lowest rates of sexually transmitted diseases among older adults in 2019 —with about one in 10,000. That’s compared to six in 10,000 seniors statewide. Marion and Lake bore similar trends. The same patterns emerged for diagnoses of human immunodeficiency virus, also known as HIV, among Florida’s older adults.

At the county-by-county level, The Villages similarly fared better than most.

Say what you want but we all know your mom is giving it away there.

 

[ICWestfan]

Because the Villages are teeming with Right thinking Americans.

FIFY

 

[GOHOX69]

I imagine @goldmom tooling around one of these golfcarts checking for hunks

 

[alaskanseminole]

My dad lives a few miles from there. I'll get the word out.

 

[runkpanole]

My dad lives a few miles from there. I'll get the word out.

Your dad and Goldie?

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

Old people bone. Especially retirees and recent widows or recently singles. These people can’t have children and are ready to smash. I’m certain all of your moms and dads got freaky with the neighbors. Heck some of you have a grandma looking at backsplash in the kitchen right now because she’s bent over the counter getting the old 1,2 from mr. Anderson the lovely man that used to carry wurthers and ruffle your hair as he talked with your grandpa while old gramps was still breathing. mr Anderson was plotting the whole time, just waiting to bring his secret casserole recipe over to your granny if you know what I mean.

lucky for me all of my elders died while they were still young so they only did the regular amount and levels of freaky sexing.

 

[goldmom]

Your dad and Goldie?

Pic of Dad? Pic of Dad’s scrip for blue pills? 🤔

 

[GOHOX69]

Pic of Dad? Pic of Dad’s scrip for blue pills? 🤔

Can't say she doesn't cut to the chase

 

[TC Nole OX]

FIFY

You mean up tight a-holes who spent their entire lives telling everyone else how they should live, trying to control their neighbor all while practicing little if any of what they preach. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[GOHOX69]

I think I saw one black guy in the ad!

 

[Huey Grey]

The Villages is the DisneyWorld of old white racists. I'm told there is a secret underground tunnel where they house the black people where they release them every hour for the parade.

 

[Randon]

Don't know about the incidents of STD's among the Villagers, but there sure are a lot of residents walking around down there with smiles on their faces. Those old rascals!

 

[h-hawk]

Old people bone. Especially retirees and recent widows or recently singles. These people can’t have children and are ready to smash. I’m certain all of your moms and dads got freaky with the neighbors. Heck some of you have a grandma looking at backsplash in the kitchen right now because she’s bent over the counter getting the old 1,2 from mr. Anderson the lovely man that used to carry wurthers and ruffle your hair as he talked with your grandpa while old gramps was still breathing. mr Anderson was plotting the whole time, just waiting to bring his secret casserole recipe over to your granny if you know what I mean.

lucky for me all of my elders died while they were still young so they only did the regular amount and levels of freaky sexing.

Future Penthouse letter writer

 

[seminoleed]

Pic of Dad? Pic of Dad’s scrip for blue pills? 🤔

Yeah, don't be sexist now. Rules are rules for all of us, amirite? 🙃

 

[SoProudNole]

Pic of Dad? 🤔

 

[The Tradition]

The Villages is the DisneyWorld of old white racists. I'm told there is a secret underground tunnel where they house the black people where they release them every hour for the parade.

That's messed up, dude.

I visited The Villages one time (there's a Residence Inn right next to one of the three town squares). It's really a pretty cool place and I can see the appeal. Lots of shopping, restaurants, entertainment... and the ubiquitous golf carts. I wouldn't want to live there but it was a nice place to visit.