The glamor of Broadway is beckoning straights
The people who marry in all 50 states
We're asking every hetero
to get to know us better-o
It's not just for gays anymore!
It's for fine, upstanding Christians
who know all the song from Grease
It's for sober-minded businessman
Who yearn for some release
So, put down your Playboy and go make a plan
To pick up a Playbill and feel like a man
There's so much to discover
With your different-gendered lover
It's not just for gays
The gays and the Jews
And cousins in from out of town you have to amuse
And the sad, embittered malcontents who write the reviews
And also foreign tourists
And the geeks of senior citizens
And well-to-do suburbanites
And liberal intellectuals
Though that group is really only Jews and homosexuals
I've lost my train of thought
Oh yes, It's not just for gays anymore!
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