Work poop question.

[lucas80]

Have you ever spent so much time perusing the internet on your phone while pooping that you hear the chirping of the motion sensor going off, and you realize you only have a minute before the lights go off?
As an FYI, throwing rolls of toilet paper over the stall door at the sensor has a low success rate of tripping the sensor and buying you more time.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Have you ever spent so much time perusing the internet on your phone while pooping that you hear the chirping of the motion sensor going off, and you realize you only have a minute before the lights go off?
As an FYI, throwing rolls of toilet paper over the stall door at the sensor has a low success rate of tripping the sensor and buying you more time.

You're still working at your age?

 

[BelemNole]

Have you ever spent so much time perusing the internet on your phone while pooping that you hear the chirping of the motion sensor going off, and you realize you only have a minute before the lights go off?
As an FYI, throwing rolls of toilet paper over the stall door at the sensor has a low success rate of tripping the sensor and buying you more time.

Hell, I've had the lights go off and had to finish up in the dark.

 

[QChawks]

Hell, I've had the lights go off and had to finish up in the dark.

Same

thank gawd for flashlights on cell phones 😎

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I bet you all are the type that don’t courtesy flush.

 

[QChawks]

I bet you all are the type that don’t courtesy flush.

fûck that

my stench is like the smell of power

 

[Jan Itor]

You're still working at your age?

That was going to be my question. I thought he was retired.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

That was going to be my question. I thought he was retired.

I’m going to guess McDonalds or Hardee’s.

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

I bet you all are the type that don’t courtesy flush.

If someone sits in the stall next to mine they need to have as much incentive as possible to squeeze it off and get out of my bathroom! I got dibs if my pants are at my ankles first.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

That was going to be my question. I thought he was retired.

Times are tough on fixed incomes. Maybe he's working janitorial services at an Iowa state park.

 

[Thunderlips71]

Happened to me last week, only our motion sensors give no warning so I was left in the dark.

On a related note, the main work bathroom I use is configured is such a way that you can’t really see if any of the stalls are occupied if you go from the door straight to the urinals. This morning I assumed I was alone and ripped a really loud fart at the end of my piss, only to immediately hear someone clear his throat. As I approached the sink I could see a shined pair of shoes under one of the stall doors, which happen to face the sinks and mirrors so I was busted. Thankfully I’m at the stage in life where I don’t give a damn about what others think and just laughed at myself.

 

[runkpanole]

OP is @TheonGreyJoy ?

 

[ping72]

You learn which stalls are within the sensor’s view.

 

[TheonGreyJoy]

I just finished taking a massive dump here at work.