Worst turnoffs while about to or making love

[Firekirknow]

We’re not doing that

 

[Firekirknow]

It’s over

 

[Firekirknow]

Or no

 

[Moral]

I have a leg cramp.

 

[Gus is dead]

When your partner farts during or just prior. Or so I have heard.

 

[millah_22]

I have a leg cramp.

She not gonna sex your leg.

 

[Moral]

She not gonna sex your leg.

You don't know my life.

 

[millah_22]

You don't know my life.

perhaps the reason there was never girl on leg porn at the Lions den is not because it doesn't exist, but because you bought it all?

 

[Moral]

perhaps the reason there was never girl on leg porn at the Lions den is not because it doesn't exist, but because you bought it all?

I'm just always practicing muay thai.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Get poop on you

 

[DogBoyRy]

We’re not doing that

You in yet.
From your mom.

 

[Gimmered]

Those other men meant nothing to me.

 

[Firekirknow]

Or no

Wing wing wing

 

[win1forthe]

The wife shows up unexpectedly. Awkward.

 

[Firekirknow]

I’m getting desperate

 

[Firekirknow]

Feel how wet I am

 

[NDallasRuss]

Feet.

Feet are gross normally, and during sex.

 

[goldmom]

I'm just always practicing muay thai.

Talk about getting kneecapped…😮

 

[goldmom]

I'm just always practicing muay thai.

Talk about getting kneecapped…

When your partner farts during or just prior. Or so I have heard.

😎

 

[Jimmy McGill]

"give to Goldmom"

 

[ping72]

Wow, you’re even bigger than my Dad!

 

[HawkMD]

Is it in yet?

 

[SansAgain]

It’s easily “Hurry up, the kids can hear us.”

 

[goldmom]

"give to Goldmom"

😂

 

[Jimmy McGill]

😂

I'm still angling a way

 

[MitchLL]

Cash or credit card?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

That’s just my Dad jerking it.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

When your partner farts during or just prior. Or so I have heard.

Have you ever tried to furtively “blow” away the worst silent fart in the history of mankind four pumps in the very first time having sex with your gf?
I tried. Stunk so bad and just hung in a haze around our heads and me trying to “foooooo” “fooooo” the acrid smell away. So darn romantic. I’m still trying to figure out why she broke up with me the next day. Lol.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Ok hurry up

 

[HawkMachine]

Mind if I strap this on babe?

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Next

 

[ping72]

I know my husband originally said he only wanted to watch, but…

 

[Colonoscopy]

Have you ever tried to furtively “blow” away the worst silent fart in the history of mankind four pumps in the very first time having sex with your gf?
I tried. Stunk so bad and just hung in a haze around our heads and me trying to “foooooo” “fooooo” the acrid smell away. So darn romantic. I’m still trying to figure out why she broke up with me the next day. Lol.

Is that what made you cut off your dick

 

[goldmom]

“Wait til I tell my wife about this”

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I've never had a chick that had armpit hair, but that would be an instant walk out.



Odor. Not, the juices are flowing during the action shit, I'm talking odor before we get started.

 

[ICHawk-I]

When you're on your way to the bedroom and they excuse themselves to go to the bathroom.

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

Is that what made you cut off your dick

Omg! That was exactly it. You’re so clever. Insightful, even. High five!

 

[Colonoscopy]

Omg! That was exactly it. You’re so clever. Insightful, even. High five!

Jeesh. Sore subject I guess

 

[goldmom]

Jeesh. Sore subject I guess

Bet the soreness has faded by now, along with any relevance. 😉