Would you burn your penis?

[jonesy5960]

For $50 million? Kramer and Jackie would be so jelly. Put a balm on it.

California man wins $50 million in lawsuit over burns from Starbucks tea

A delivery driver has won $50 million in a lawsuit after being seriously burned when a Starbucks drink spilled in his lap at a California drive-through.

apnews.com

 

[Sharky1203]

 

[OILCHECKER]

Considering he drinks tea, he probably doesnt have much use for his penis anyway.


Also,.guessing the guy never sees anything close to $50 mil

 

[IACub]

Considering he drinks tea, he probably doesnt have much use for his penis anyway.


Also,.guessing the guy never sees anything close to $50 mil

"Shut your bloody mouth."
Signed,
Every man in England

 

[gojojo]

10 years ago i would never have considered it, but passing 50 and T levels dropping it’s now something I wouldn’t immediately dismiss.

 

[hawksurprize]

For $50 million? Kramer and Jackie would be so jelly. Put a balm on it.

California man wins $50 million in lawsuit over burns from Starbucks tea

A delivery driver has won $50 million in a lawsuit after being seriously burned when a Starbucks drink spilled in his lap at a California drive-through.

apnews.com

Only friction burns from op's mom.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

 

[jonesy5960]

Hmm... Maybe I'm posting this on the wrong board. I'm heading over to the poors on the football board.

 

[Huey Grey]

$50 million I can pay other people to have sex for me

 

[jonesy5960]

$50 million I can pay other people to have sex for me

And I'm guessing you'd have no shortage of applicants for that position.

 

[stickman80]

Only friction burns from op's mom.

That's a subtle brag!

 

[jonesy5960]

That's a subtle brag!

Not really. She passed away about 11 years ago.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Only friction burns from op's mom.

Took 6 posts.

This place is a shell of its former self.

 

[king_henry5]

No because anyone making millions for being this stupid shouldn’t be breathing, for multiple reasons.

 

[GOHOX69]

No

 

[LuciousBDragon]

I’ve had secks in Davenport, my peen already burns.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Stay out of the dirty D.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Burns heal. 50 million is life changing. Count me as a yes.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

To answer OP's question. Yes. It is not doing me any good these days

 

[millah_22]

How bad is the burn? Will my penis be okay or will it forever look like McLovin's grilling?

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

I’ve had secks in Davenport, my peen already burns.

 

[BlIIlken2]

I d do it for much cheaper if it tasted like a hot dog

 

[Colonoscopy]

ya y not

 

[Chewback]

Burns heal. 50 million is life changing. Count me as a yes.

I don't know. I've heard that wee wee burns don't heal all that fast.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

I don't know. I've heard that wee wee burns don't heal all that fast.

I didn’t say it healed fast. Besides, counting my 50 mil would distract me.

 

[hawksurprize]

I don't know. I've heard that wee wee burns don't heal all that fast.

Stop picking at the scab.

 

[seminole97]

How bad is the burn? Will my penis be okay or will it forever look like McLovin's grilling?

Darth Vader’s dick is what you get: