would you buy these for your lady?

[QChawks]

Seems to be a popular gift

 

[torbee]

Who wants jewelery that smells like fish?

 

[Nlghthawk]

 

[Wendy79]

I'm not gonna shame someone else's kink, so if that's what you're into, have at it.

But I would expect these to be a joke gift if I received them.

 

[theiacowtipper]

I’ve never had female parts, but I’d assume that zipper would be a bit irritating. My wife would bitch slap me if I gave them to her.

 

[seminole97]

I’ve never had female parts, but I’d assume that zipper would be a bit irritating. My wife would bitch slap me if I gave them to her.

Clams cover sand in pearl to make it less irritating.
I don't have a clam, so I can't comment on how irritating sand in it can be.

 

[Bonerfarts]

My wife has a pair with razor blades.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I’ve never had female parts, but I’d assume that zipper would be a bit irritating. My wife would bitch slap me if I gave them to her.

That ain’t no zipper. Someone did not zoom in on the photo.

HROT is slipping.

 

[torbee]

Clams cover sand in pearl to make it less irritating.
I don't have a clam, so I can't comment on how irritating sand in it can be.

Depends on whether the clam is bearded or not.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I don’t get it.

 

[Wendy79]

Depends on whether the clam is bearded or not.

It really doesn't.

 

[WisestIowan]

Sure. I have done the deed man times with an ex GF (no pics, some of you have already seen some of them anyway) who loved crotchless panties.

 

[h-hawk]

I've seen them with snaps too. (Insert dirty joke here.)

 

[baddog25]

prefer edible but hell yeah

 

[ghost80]

Are they available with black pearls? Asking for a friend.

 

[HIWB]

 

[seminoleed]

All things being equal, just based on her legs, most definitely WOOD.

 

[SoProudNole]

No, But I'll buy a lavender pair for natural. With the bejeweled area rotated slightly counter clockwise.

 

[ghost80]

Seems to be a popular gift

I volunteer to rub those pearls against my teeth to see if they are real!

 

[UKGrad93]

I’ve never had female parts, but I’d assume that zipper would be a bit irritating. My wife would bitch slap me if I gave them to her.

Are you married to Wendy?

 

[yescyam]

I don’t get it.

Not often enough, apparently.

 

[Rudolph]

Damn, HROT, y'all suck. Such an easy one, too…

I give OP's mom fresh pearls all the time. Those panties would be entirely redundant.

 

[Urohawk]

That's not where my ladies wear their pearl necklaces.

 

[Wendy79]

Are you married to Wendy?

I wouldn't slap anyone for this gift. I'd be like "ha, okay, but seriously, where's my real gift?"

 

[SoProudNole]

I wouldn't slap anyone for this gift. I'd be like "ha, okay, but seriously, where's my real gift?"

and then you get the popcorn box with a hole in it. Just can't win...

 

[ghost80]

I wouldn't slap anyone for this gift. I'd be like "ha, okay, but seriously, where's my real gift?"

Question for you Wendy. The guys might not realize this but real pearls are actually a little gritty/abrasive while the fake ones are smooth. Hypothetically...if you got a pair of these for a gift would you rather have fake or real?

 

[Wendy79]

Question for you Wendy. The guys might not realize this but real pearls are actually a little gritty/abrasive while the fake ones are smooth. Hypothetically...if you got a pair of these for a gift would you rather have fake or real?

Fake would be cheaper, which makes more sense since I wouldn't wear them.

 

[naturalmwa]

No

 

[lucas80]

That's not where my ladies wear their pearl necklaces.

At my house?