Would you like a handy?

[torbee]

“This is the Handy,” Wilhelmson told The Daily Beast, holding the device in his hands. “It’s a fully automated and interactive stroker for penis owners. Up to four-and-a-half-inches of stroke length. Up to 600 strokes a minute. One size fits all. No matter if you have a pen or a can, it fits.”

It’s Time for Men to Embrace Sex Toys—Even Though I Couldn’t

More than 90 percent of women report having used a sex toy compared with just 35 percent of men. Now, a device that strokes the penis 600 times a minute is hoping to change that.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[LuciousBDragon]

600 x minute?

That rubs me the wrong way.

 

[hawksense]

Old news. I was born with 2 options.

 

[desihawk]

my only worry would be security. once the device is affixed, i would hate for it to grab on like a mofo and for the phone to ring with a ransomware call
it can sync to music which is cool
also, no surprise, writer’s name is Ho Tran.

 

[QChawks]

 

[The Tradition]

Hell, you could easily reverse-engineer something from Harbor Freight and get 1,200 strokes per minute.

 

[lucas80]

Hell, you could easily reverse-engineer something from Harbor Freight and get 1,200 strokes per minute.

Why do that when your mom is still giving them away for free?

 

[BubsFinn]

Get ahold of yourself fellas. No one needs this thing.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Why do that when your mom is still giving them away for free?

Took 7 posts. JFC. This place is a shell of its former self.

 

[lucas80]

Took 7 posts. JFC. This place is a shell of its former self.

Honestly, it took me a minute to decide if I should go after the low hanging OP's mom fruit, or the Trad's mom low hanging fruit.

 

[Kelsers]

Hell, you could easily reverse-engineer something from Harbor Freight and get 1,200 strokes per minute.

Share a picture of yours.

 

[millah_22]

they've been selling things like that at target for a while now.

Hello Cake Waterproof Doubled Sided Stroker

Read reviews and buy Hello Cake Waterproof Doubled Sided Stroker at Target. Choose from contactless Same Day Delivery, Drive Up and more.

www.target.com

 

[Gonolz]

Honestly, it took me a minute to decide if I should go after the low hanging OP's mom fruit, or the Trad's mom low hanging fruit.

That ain't fruit ... that's hanging low.

 

[stickman80]

Honestly, it took me a minute to decide if I should go after the low hanging OP's mom fruit, or the Trad's mom lower hanging fruit.

fify

 

[BlIIlken2]

Wonder what the return policy is? Satisfaction guaranteed?

 

[Thunderlips71]

Meh. I can get 750 strokes per minute with my left hand.

Wood not.

 

[noleclone2]

Can you reduce the four-and-half inches of stroke? A friend wants to know.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Hell, you could easily reverse-engineer something from Harbor Freight and get 1,200 strokes per minute.

Oddly specific

 

[lucas80]

they've been selling things like that at target for a while now.

Hello Cake Waterproof Doubled Sided Stroker

Read reviews and buy Hello Cake Waterproof Doubled Sided Stroker at Target. Choose from contactless Same Day Delivery, Drive Up and more.

www.target.com

I'm going to have to take you at your word. I have a Target online account, but if I look to confirm they sell those I'm really worried about what other items they will target me for in ads.

 

[millah_22]

I'm going to have to take you at your word. I have a Target online account, but if I look to confirm they sell those I'm really worried about what other items they will target me for in ads.

what like a butt plug or something? They're not going to bite you.

 

[lucas80]

what like a butt plug or something? They're not going to bite you.

Well, I assume they'd sell me some lube to avoid just such a risk.

 

[millah_22]

Well, I assume they'd sell me some lube to avoid just such a risk.

you should be buying lube anyway

 

[Huey Grey]

My dudes. It's 2024. Women have been using the craziest gyroscopic technologically advanced contractions science can engineer for decades now. They turn it on. It hits every last juice spot, and they simply sit back and let the machine do all the work.

Meanwhile we guys are using our hands. Women are lighting fires with space lasers and we're rubbing sticks together. Buy the products. Be lazy. Let science get you off. Not a calloused hand doing it's best to cosplay as a mouth, vagina, or butthole.

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

“for penis owners“