Would you rather… Roseanne or Madonna?
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I don't think I'd ever go where Dennis Rodman had gone before me. I'm allergic to penicillin.
Only a MAGA would choose the MAGA over Madonna... who isn't great but just look at those two pics and it's an easy choice.
And I wouldn't ever go where Tom Arnold had gone before me.
That too. I'm still allergic to penicillin. And amoxycillin.
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Gun to head and had to choose between these two; I would take a chance that my body can stave off an allergic reaction to penicillin, or whatever else may be contracted.
This isn't even close. Madonna is still up on stage working it, and you've got a better than 50/50 chance of another chick joining in if you ask nicely.
Roseanne would probably make you do lines of ivermectin before she pegs you.
Roseanne would probably make you do lines of ivermectin before she pegs you.
I suppose a lot of people would do so. Not me. There are way hotter women out there that don't challenge the hot-crazy matrix.
Today… not 30 years ago versions.
Did anyone else think that was Marilyn Manson on the right at first.
Hah - indeed. I do not disagree and do not find Madonna attractive these days. I was just saying if I was forced to choose between the two, I would have to choose Madonna, even if it meant needing a penicillin shot i may be allergic to.
Madonna > Rosanne until 2020
Surprisingly Rosanne > Madonna after 2020.
Surprisingly Rosanne > Madonna after 2020.
WTF, does MAGA have to do with anything?
MAGA occupies entirely too much of your thoughts. We can't even have a thread about who we would rather bend over, without you jackoffs making something about Trump or MAGA.
Madonna. Although if Roseanne is bringing Ambien.......no. no. Still Madonna.
I'm not going to say that Madonna now is hotter than Madonna then, but Madonna now is hotter than Rosanne now and Rosanne then.
I'd still pay good folding money to get with Madonna. Even with the weird plastic surgery, I think she knows plenty of cool tricks that would blow my mind!
I think it'd be like going into space: you're far from the first person to do it, but there's still no feeling like it on Earth!
I think it'd be like going into space: you're far from the first person to do it, but there's still no feeling like it on Earth!
1. Madonna is still hotter
2. banging Madonna would make you a legend. Banging Roseanne would be a quirky story to tell.
2. banging Madonna would make you a legend. Banging Roseanne would be a quirky story to tell.
Madonna had great tits. Rosanne tucks them under her belt.
While I somewhat understand your point… Being completely honest… someone supporting the MAGA cult makes them incredibly less appealing to me. So that sometimes becomes relevant in these threads.
I learned the hard way to trust the old adage, “never stick your dick in crazy.” That’s a double pass for me.
You would rather take a bullet to the brain than screw Madonna and roll the dice with penicillin?
Easy one, Madonna and she would be in white and I would make her feel like a virgin, touched for the very first time. I am 99% sure out hearts would beat as one.
I would choose both and hope they take care of each other while I jerk it in the corner
This is all fine and good until you put the head from Jigsaw on it, then it starts to get a little harder to stomach.
Sure, if you throw it straight down the hall!I don’t feel good about but I’ll take Roseanne
Madonna would be
That's why you've got to ricochet that frankfurter back and forth off the walls!
Or perhaps, try door #2, if you catch my meaning.
Today… not 30 years ago versions.
Rosanne doesn't look like that today and it looks to me like Madonna has some sort of weird filter or something in that picture.
@millah_22 has more reflective pictures of what they actually look like.
And this is even a posed promotional picture that was selected as the best to use to sell tickets… not something candid in the worst light.
And this is even a posed promotional picture that was selected as the best to use to sell tickets… not something candid in the worst light.
Still looks better than Rosanne does now. She's just wearing a ton of weird makeup.
Not saying I really fancy either one but if I have to pick which one looks better. Madonna.
I would have to get to know them both as people first. I've heard good things about both though.
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