would you rather...

[Fan In Black]

have a lady that has a models face and 200 lbs body.

or an plain face lady with a Playboy bunny body?

or if you are a lady or gay dude it would be a husky handsome guy or a plain faced jacked guy.

you can't change the bad feature.

I'd take the plain Jane with a rocking body.

 

[The Tradition]

Pretty face and a big body is a winning combination.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

I’ll take the butter face.

 

[Moral]

I would have to get to know them all as people first. See if there is a connection there.

 

[wausauhawk]

What if I'm into husky plain janes?

 

[JWolf74]

Pretty face and a girl who likely has larger breasts and tries harder?

Yeah.... That one.

 

[fsu1jreed]

I’ll take the butter face.

This

 

[JWolf74]

I would have to get to know them all as people first. See if there is a connection there.

You'd probably have the charm to arrange a ménage à trois with them given your abilities to have sex with many sexy ladies.

 

[HawkBall23]

I would have to get to know them all as people first. See if there is a connection there.

I see someone has undergone sensitivity training recently.

😜

 

[ping72]

I would want to peruse their Goodreads page before I decide.

 

[BrianNole777]

Is this thread about OP's Mom?

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

If the teeth are okay but face is jacked I’m down. If teeth are part of the shit face gimme the pretty big gal.

 

[ping72]

Is this thread about OP's Mom?

If you take the 200# body and plain face amalgamation.

 

[MitchLL]

Can we get pics of the potential choices?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Can the girl with the ugly face have an eye patch or something cool like that? I’d at least like a better story than “I banged an ugly chick.” Maybe give her a mullet or something.

 

[ping72]

Can we get pics of the potential choices?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Both at the same. I've solved the question.

 

[millah_22]

I would need to see them run first.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I would need to see them get the runs first.

FIFY

 

[GOHOX69]

I would have to get to know them all as people first. See if there is a connection there.

Who hasn't missed this? Seriously?

 

[GOHOX69]

Give

This is not a close contest. Give me the nerd.

 

[millah_22]

FIFY

 

[MR BEEBS]

 

[baddog25]

Pretty face and a big body is a winning combination.

yep, more cushion for the pushing. not into fat women but like a little meat on the bone. JMO

 

[hawkdave007]

6 ft and curvy 200, or 5'2" square body with a FUPA 200?

 

[Fan In Black]

6 ft and curvy 200, or 5'2" square body with a FUPA 200?

5'7 2 bills

 

[OrlandNole]

have a lady that has a models face and 200 lbs body.

or an plain face lady with a Playboy bunny body?

or if you are a lady or gay dude it would be a husky handsome guy or a plain faced jacked guy.

you can't change the bad feature.

I'd take the plain Jane with a rocking body.

Trick question. 200 pounds is a rockin' bod in Iowa.

 

[NoleATL]

have a lady that has a models face and 200 lbs body.

or an plain face lady with a Playboy bunny body?

or if you are a lady or gay dude it would be a husky handsome guy or a plain faced jacked guy.

you can't change the bad feature.

I'd take the plain Jane with a rocking body.

Plain... I want a fit 🍑 to destroy

 

[beanerhawk]

One night stand or a FWB girl, rocking body.

Take home to mom type of girl, doesn't matter which ever is the more down to earth person that I get along really well with that isn't crazy.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

A quick Google search says a 5'11 200 pound female would have a BMI around 27.5. That would be THICKKKK but with some luck you could have a super curvy build. Face means alot.

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Edit: Kate Upton is 5'10 150.... 200 might be a bridge too far.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

One night stand or a FWB girl, rocking body.

Take home to mom type of girl, doesn't matter which ever is the more down to earth person that I get along really well with that isn't crazy.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. If just a one off, take the butterface and take that body to pound town all day and night without looking at her mug once. If it's a long term thing, you take the pretty one, have her cook you all her awesome meals, but put her on the program and slim her down to presentable standards.

 

[beanerhawk]

A quick Google search says a 5'11 200 pound female would have a BMI around 27.5. That would be THICKKKK but with some luck you could have a super curvy build. Face means alot.

*
Edit: Kate Upton is 5'10 150.... 200 might be a bridge too far.

I'm a big fan of Kate Upton and think she's one of the hottest women there is out there. That said, I highly doubt her real weight is 150, I'd bet it's closer to 160. NTTARWT at all.