You like pineapple pizza and you are an M1er???
Pineapple I can dig but I’ve gotta draw the line at the whole M1 thing.
Wouldja? (hot Kiwi edition)
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Pineapple I can dig but I’ve gotta draw the line at the whole M1 thing.
A man has to have standards Jelly. M2 balances out digging the pineapple pizza so you're square with the universe.
Thank you for understanding. Pineapple, red peppers, and jalapeños is a lovely combination.
hawkeyetraveler
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Well at least you are on the right side of the method debate. For a minute I thought you must be a souless heathen with your pineapple reservations.
Here is another: no, maybe, yes, yes, no, maybe, no.
No, Maybe, Yes, Yes, Maybe, Maybe, No. M2
Someone hasnt had a pineapple and sauerkraut waved za.
Mmmm. I bet it would go great with crushed pork rind crust and white sauced with alfredo sauce from a jar.
Same. The key is to double the wave time to ensure a crust with bite.
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At my age and disposition, if they are under 40, female and not hideously disfigured and/or obese, it's pretty much an auto-yes.
To quote Tom Waits "I'm so goddamned horny, the crack of dawn better look out!"
And to hijack this thread yet another time in another direction, this is the best Tom Waits song:
but I preferred its performance in the walking dead:
The hot local pizza here is sausage and pepperoni, with diced dill pickles sprinkled and baked over the top. It didn't sound like it would work, but it's pretty much The Bomb!
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One of our local places makes a fantastic white pizza...about once a month I order one with bacon,pineapple, and banana peppers...
totally sacrilegious to most pizza places, but damn it's delicious...
oh, and pass on the kiwi- wrong texture and pair with ham? bland blech
Fruit doesn't belong on a pizza. Unless it's a fruit pizza, of course.
Hmmm... cinnamon brown sugar glaze as the sauce, candied apple slices and cheddar cheese on a pizza crust?
Hold my beer, I'm headed to the grocery store for ingredients....
Here is a New Zealand wouldja. For me they are all nos but some of you horn dogs may disagree.
there is a yes for each stage of the evening in this group.
great lineup.
What's a hot kiwi you say? Well, here's two attempts.
First off, the obvious, straight from New Zealand... The hot kiwi:
Second, Hot Kiwi is a new euphemism for Fake Camel Toe. Used in context:
Bro 1: Hey check out the camel toe.
Bro 2: (asserting the camel toe is fake) Nah man that's just a hot kiwi!
Here's a picture of the garment women use to sport the hot kiwi:
First off, the obvious, straight from New Zealand... The hot kiwi:
Second, Hot Kiwi is a new euphemism for Fake Camel Toe. Used in context:
Bro 1: Hey check out the camel toe.
Bro 2: (asserting the camel toe is fake) Nah man that's just a hot kiwi!
Here's a picture of the garment women use to sport the hot kiwi:
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