Originally posted by brucefan:
We moved from Long Island, N.Y., to small-town western Illinois when I was 8 years old. I was befuddled by the accent (theirs, not mine) and learning new names for things (davenport instead of couch, pop instead of soda, dinner instead of lunch, P.E. instead of gym). Even worse, in that third-grade P.E. class they taught wrestling, which I had never heard of. The boys wrestled the boys and the girls wrestled the girls. We moved into the district after the school year had started and they were in the middle of the wrestling unit when I got there. I had no idea what the hell was going on. I remember the last day was a round of matches where pairs of similarly sized kids wrestled a match (I think it was just one 2-minute period). Like I said, I had no idea what was going on, but I managed to avoid being taken down by the little red-haired fire hydrant I was matched with (who had been around wrestling and wrestlers all her life). Toward the end of the "match", I accidentally got hold of Georgeanna's leg and almost took her down, except that like some Hawkeyes we could all name I had no idea how to finish a shot. She was so mad I almost got a takedown that she bit me on the ear. Being a New York kid, I took a swing at her, missed, fell into her and knocked her down. The P.E. teacher slapped the mat and called it a pin.
And that's why I am undefeated in my wrestling career.
This post was edited on 3/5 1:01 PM by brucefan