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WTF? The City of Cedar Rapids Has Shut Everyone’s Water Off For 6 Hours!

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Less than 24 hour notice. This cow town is an absolute Hellhole. Not a single decent restaurant in town, not one decent bar, no industries of note except Quaker Oats and trucking companies, the place still smells like crap 5 days/week. White trash MAGAs EVERYWHERE, with their singular purpose of achieving toothless status, heading north of 275 lbs. ASAP, and electing Trump again in 2024.

I GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE!
 
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They put on a helluva cyclocross race. Oh wait (believe it or not) that's a different Mt. Trashmore. https://www.rocktownbicycles.com/events/2015/10/4/trashmore-cross

Seriously though, when it comes to turning off the water, you simply have to be an optimist. When I studied in the Soviet Union, they had a practice of turning off all of the hot water in large sections of the city for a week at a time to check the pipes, and it led to one of the top five days in my life.

We were about 4 days into no hot water. Everybody's hair was laying flatly on their heads, like on the Seinfeld episode. But our Russian instructors took pity on us, and one of them happened to be the son of a guy who was some Party apparatchik. So, we had morning class, then lunch, and they took us all to a banya (bath/steam house). Now, not the public banya, mind you. The party banya, because, you know, "four legs good, two legs better". So we go in, the girls go one way, the guys go other. You hang out for a bit, then into the most brutally intense steam I've ever been. Into the cold pool, back into the steam, birch leaves, rinse and repeat til you just can't sweat any more. Then hang out for a bit and have a beer (I learned that day how to open two bottles against each other without an opener). Finally, we get dressed and meet the girls in the reception area -- they all came out positively glowing, and I was practically drooling over "S.E." who was gorgeous. Anyway, after the banya, we go to the Hotel Ukraine for dinner - really good kotleti - and follow it up with an evening at the Bolshoi watching Swan Lake. Probably the most relaxed I've ever been. I think i actually dozed off on the Metro back to our dorm/hotel after talking about the cold war with a really drunken russian.
 
Wish they'd turn off the water in the QC. So gross the last few days
 
Less than 24 hour notice. This cow town is an absolute Hellhole. Not a single decent restaurant in town, not one decent bar, no industries of note except Quaker Oats and trucking companies, the place still smells like crap 5 days/week. White trash MAGAs EVERYWHERE, with their singular purpose of achieving toothless status, heading north of 275 lbs. ASAP, and electing Trump again in 2024.

I GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE!

They voted for Joe Biden in 2020 and Deidre DeJear in 2022.
 
Under normal conditions I travel around the state a fair amount, I put like 31k miles on my company car the year before covid. Council Tucky, the quads, Iowa city, the cedar valley, Iowas great lakes, sac city and Sioux city, Burlington to shannandoah, I always have to talk myself into taking the trip to cedar rapids. It's always "I'll run over to D-port and swing through CR on my way home", ect. There just really isn't anything great there. Hell, I've talked myself into driving to Davenport for a Damn hungry hobo before and I still have to coax myself into driving to CR.
 
Less than 24 hour notice. This cow town is an absolute Hellhole. Not a single decent restaurant in town, not one decent bar, no industries of note except Quaker Oats and trucking companies, the place still smells like crap 5 days/week. White trash MAGAs EVERYWHERE, with their singular purpose of achieving toothless status, heading north of 275 lbs. ASAP, and electing Trump again in 2024.

I GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE!

There are 4 lane highways going all four directions out of town, what is stopping you?

Collins, Transamerica, several large businesses downtown.
 
Also Zio Johnos and plenty of pancheros.
Gentlemen, NONE of those establishments you have listed above make the cut as “decent restaurants,” IMHO. I’ve lived in and dined in restaurants in New Orleans, Brooklyn, Washington DC., and Phoenix. Perhaps that explains why.
 
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There are 4 lane highways going all four directions out of town, what is stopping you?

Collins, Transamerica, several large businesses downtown.
Trust me, I’m on my way and the door ain’t smacking my ass on the way out
 
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Zepplin’s is consistently pretty good.
Tomaso’s has good pizza.
Bari Italian downtown is good.
Black Sheep is usually good to great.
NewBo Market has some good ethnic food.

You need to get out more OP.
Bari Italian I agree.
Chophouse downtown. To name just a couple.
Lots of solid Mexican.

There is actually a pretty good food scene there since the flood.
 
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Been to all of them and, still NO.
I mean, you honestly can’t get a great steak in any Cedar Rapids restaurant. Maybe good, but not great. That’s incredible given its location in the middle of Iowa corn fed beef country. Apparently, the best beef all gets shipped elsewhere.
 
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Been to all of them and, still NO.
I’d suggest you’re letting your dislike of the environment affect your approval of the food.

It’s like saying the best margarita you have ever had was on a beach in Cancun.

Or the beignet in New Orleans. Arguably not a good pastry but….

If you had the same food at Bari on the rooftop in New York in the summer after a broadway show I think you find it quite excellent there.

This is a lot of why we like certain foods.
 
Weird, I've done two loads of laundry this morning with no issues. Op is either a poor who can't pay his bills or an imbecile. Probably originally from the quad cities if I had to guess.
Oh, I see I’ve offended your Iowa sensibilities. Not from QC, not poor, and no imbecile. That’s three strikes, CR laundry boy
 
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