You’re held at gunpoint and must choose...

[hawktrooper1]

... between becoming a Huskers or Cyclones fan. And your survival hinges on which team has more wins at season’s end.

I’ll hang up and listen.

 

[DaCDiggity]

Well that seems like a no brainer....unless you want to die...

 

[KuwaitHawk]

At this time, isu is a +1.

 

[mikesright]

This year? Cyclones for sure will win more. Nebraska is awwwful. The Cyclones play in a weak Big 12 while Nebraska plays one of the strongest schedules in the league. Oh and ISU has actually won a game. Nebraska might win 2 games this year. I think ISU is headed to a 4-8 to 6-6 type record.

 

[20Hawkeye14]

Cyclone. They are at least still Iowans.

 

[anon_gjzkhykcp9iuj]

... between becoming a Huskers or Cyclones fan. And your survival hinges on which team has more wins at season’s end.

I’ll hang up and listen.

Gimme the bullet.

 

[reotto]

Head or chest?

 

[pacnorthhawkeye]

 

[Niko13]

I’d eat the bullet

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Might as well shoot me in the junk. Because either way, shot, or as a fan of one of those teams, I'm instantly going to become dickless.

 

[Harbinger273]

Pull the trigger! Eff it, play russian roulette. Hawkeye or die for me.

 

[HawkeyeLaker]

Pull the trigger! Eff it, play russian roulette. Hawkeye or die for me.

"I'll take neither for $200 Alex!"

 

[Zildjian6868]

Shoot the hostage

 

[TheHawkeyeDudeAbides]

... between becoming a Huskers or Cyclones fan. And your survival hinges on which team has more wins at season’s end.

I’ll hang up and listen.

In Heaven, there may not be any beer. But a Christian, I'll take the bullet.
Go ahead, make my day.



As a NRA member/ supporter, how do you know if I am not packing? Do ya, punk?

 

[ih8iast8]

Well, they are both delusional, self righteous, dbag fan bases. Nebraska was relevant during the Reagan administration, & ISU has never been relevant.

So that makes it easy, I’ll take the bullet & go six feet under where there is also no beer.

 

[HawkIDrummer]

... between becoming a Huskers or Cyclones fan. And your survival hinges on which team has more wins at season’s end.

I’ll hang up and listen.

I ask for a phone call to my wife before he pulls the trigger.

 

[KuwaitHawk]

If being a clown or kNebby fan means not getting shot in the junk, take the shot. IT IMPROVES THE GENE POOL! If you get my drift

 

[MeetTheFerentz]

I'd steal the gun and shoot the moron who asked such a dumb question.

 

[dandh]

Just shoot me now. That would better better than either of those living hells.

 

[JStandefer]

Gimme the bullet.

I’m with this guy.

 

[Scott559]

 

[Crazy Hawk]

I carry.

I’m winning a gun fight or I’m getting killed. Both better solutions.

 

[Suterman]

Cyclones this year for sure.

 

[j0nnyhb_Prime]

This isn't a hard question this year. ISU is a decent team, but does have a pretty tough schedule. ISU is the answer, not going to make my kids fatherless over this one!

 

[KujawaFan]

Like Mona Lisa Vito said: "it's a bullish.t question." There is no right answer.

 

[steventrelain]

Does ANTIFA know state troopers are pre-occupied with questions like these?