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You ever find your parents sex tape?

BelemNole

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If so, how was it?

Was watching a show last night and they referenced finding their parents sex tape. Triggered a long repressed memory of finding my parent's tape. About 10 years ago it someone came up on a conversation with my siblings and it seems we all stumbled upon it at one time or another. There was only one VCR in the house in those days and it was on a rolling TV stand with the TV and VCR. Sometimes they forgot to take it out of the VCR...

Anyway, who else is scared for life?
 
If so, how was it?

Was watching a show last night and they referenced finding their parents sex tape. Triggered a long repressed memory of finding my parent's tape. About 10 years ago it someone came up on a conversation with my siblings and it seems we all stumbled upon it at one time or another. There was only one VCR in the house in those days and it was on a rolling TV stand with the TV and VCR. Sometimes they forgot to take it out of the VCR...

Anyway, who else is scared for life?
Opening myself up for low-hanging fruit type jokes but, I broke up a bangfest because she was being too loud and woke me up. That's the closest I got.
 
If so, how was it?

Was watching a show last night and they referenced finding their parents sex tape. Triggered a long repressed memory of finding my parent's tape. About 10 years ago it someone came up on a conversation with my siblings and it seems we all stumbled upon it at one time or another. There was only one VCR in the house in those days and it was on a rolling TV stand with the TV and VCR. Sometimes they forgot to take it out of the VCR...

Anyway, who else is scared for life?
One of my friends had abusive parents. They also had some weird sick porn. One tape had a girl getting fisted and then poop smeared everywhere. A primitive 2Gs1C situation. Another friend said "Im going to fist you so hard and get poop everywhere" in front of my friend 1' parents. They new instantly what he was referencing and friend 1 got whooped for it. We were like 11.
 
Well apparently my daughter was able to access pictures from my wife's phone.

I have no idea how. Some shared picture account or something? I don't remember.

Anyways, the wife sent me some naughty pictures of herself.

After a couple my daughter texted her to stop doing it.

My wife was mortified.
 
Well apparently my daughter was able to access pictures from my wife's phone.

I have no idea how. Some shared picture account or something? I don't remember.

Anyways, the wife sent me some naughty pictures of herself.

After a couple my daughter texted her to stop doing it.

My wife was mortified.
I think we're going to need to see these photos to get a better grasp of the situation.
 
I think we're going to need to see these photos to get a better grasp of the situation.
Ha, all deleted!

I just remember us frantically trying to find out how to unlink her access to the photos.

Luckily my daughter wasn't able to see the dick pics I sent her. OMG

BTW, we are pretty sure the same daughter caught the wife giving me a bj in the living room one night.

Wife was like, "omg my daughter thinks I'm a whore!" LOL
 
Ha, all deleted!

I just remember us frantically trying to find out how to unlink her access to the photos.

Luckily my daughter wasn't able to see the dick pics I sent her. OMG

BTW, we are pretty sure the same daughter caught the wife giving me a bj in the living room one night.

Wife was like, "omg my daughter thinks I'm a whore!" LOL
Your wife still does that? Lucky.
 
Ha, all deleted!

I just remember us frantically trying to find out how to unlink her access to the photos.

Luckily my daughter wasn't able to see the dick pics I sent her. OMG

BTW, we are pretty sure the same daughter caught the wife giving me a bj in the living room one night.

Wife was like, "omg my daughter thinks I'm a whore!" LOL
Just throwing out humble brags like no one’s business. Outstanding.
 
I never found a tape but I did walk in on them immediately after they had finished the act. I saw them both laying there naked and out of breath. I just stepped out quietly and closed the door. My mom checked on me about a minute later with her hair messed up and shirt on sideways trying to see if I was ok.

"Are you ok?"
"Yep"
"Do you know what was happening?"
"Yep"
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Nope"
 
I never found a tape but I did walk in on them immediately after they had finished the act. I saw them both laying there naked and out of breath. I just stepped out quietly and closed the door. My mom checked on me about a minute later with her hair messed up and shirt on sideways trying to see if I was ok.

"Are you ok?"
"Yep"
"Do you know what was happening?"
"Yep"
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Nope"
Yeah Dad was taking you to Poundtown!!
 
If so, how was it?

Was watching a show last night and they referenced finding their parents sex tape. Triggered a long repressed memory of finding my parent's tape. About 10 years ago it someone came up on a conversation with my siblings and it seems we all stumbled upon it at one time or another. There was only one VCR in the house in those days and it was on a rolling TV stand with the TV and VCR. Sometimes they forgot to take it out of the VCR...

Anyway, who else is scared for life?
No sex tape. Just caught them doing the nasty Christmas morning when I was 16.

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Not sure if our sons have caught us or seen anything they regret seeing, at least not since they were old enough to know what was going on. I do recall one incident when the older boy was little - at the age where he had only a couple of teeth & was just starting to stand up on his own. We were on a cruise & I decided to take advantage of my drunk wife. The kid was asleep on his blanket on the floor. Get busy with wife, feel something down around my feet, which were dangling off the end of the bed. Little bastard woke up, stood up - and bit my big toe, clamped down in a way where the two damn teeth he had were on the ultra-sensitive area just below the toenail. He was locked on like a damn pit bull, and it hurt like hell. Talk about coitus interruptus...
 
Not sure if our sons have caught us or seen anything they regret seeing, at least not since they were old enough to know what was going on. I do recall one incident when the older boy was little - at the age where he had only a couple of teeth & was just starting to stand up on his own. We were on a cruise & I decided to take advantage of my drunk wife. The kid was asleep on his blanket on the floor. Get busy with wife, feel something down around my feet, which were dangling off the end of the bed. Little bastard woke up, stood up - and bit my big toe, clamped down in a way where the two damn teeth he had were on the ultra-sensitive area just below the toenail. He was locked on like a damn pit bull, and it hurt like hell. Talk about coitus interruptus...
The ole dual tooth shut down method. Works every time, they say. For the laddie’s sake, I just hope your toes were clean.
 
Little bastard woke up, stood up - and bit my big toe, clamped down in a way where the two damn teeth he had were on the ultra-sensitive area just below the toenail. He was locked on like a damn pit bull, and it hurt like hell.
Please God, someday I want to hear a story start out with:

When I was a small boy, my family went on a family cruise…

lol
 
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If so, how was it?

Was watching a show last night and they referenced finding their parents sex tape. Triggered a long repressed memory of finding my parent's tape. About 10 years ago it someone came up on a conversation with my siblings and it seems we all stumbled upon it at one time or another. There was only one VCR in the house in those days and it was on a rolling TV stand with the TV and VCR. Sometimes they forgot to take it out of the VCR...

Anyway, who else is scared for life?
Yer dad got that big dad dong going on?
 
Not sure if our sons have caught us or seen anything they regret seeing, at least not since they were old enough to know what was going on. I do recall one incident when the older boy was little - at the age where he had only a couple of teeth & was just starting to stand up on his own. We were on a cruise & I decided to take advantage of my drunk wife. The kid was asleep on his blanket on the floor. Get busy with wife, feel something down around my feet, which were dangling off the end of the bed. Little bastard woke up, stood up - and bit my big toe, clamped down in a way where the two damn teeth he had were on the ultra-sensitive area just below the toenail. He was locked on like a damn pit bull, and it hurt like hell. Talk about coitus interruptus...
But you closed shop, right?
 
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