"Here is a brief description of what you're looking for. For details that we could have easily included here but inexplicably did not, please call customer service at 1-888-EAT-SHAT"
(dialing)
"Welcome to Give-A-Crap industries. For information about stuff unrelated to anything you might possibly have called about, press 1. For information about something that hardly anybody would ever need, press 2.....Now that you've heard choices for 8 things that nobody could possibly have been interested in, for information about our primary item, press 9."
(9)
"Here is a brief description of what you're looking for. For details, please see our web site."
Am I the only one?
(dialing)
"Welcome to Give-A-Crap industries. For information about stuff unrelated to anything you might possibly have called about, press 1. For information about something that hardly anybody would ever need, press 2.....Now that you've heard choices for 8 things that nobody could possibly have been interested in, for information about our primary item, press 9."
(9)
"Here is a brief description of what you're looking for. For details, please see our web site."
Am I the only one?
