You know you are old when....

[THE_DEVIL]

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Why do they have a minion that is clearly modeled after Jamie Hyniman?

 

[N_fuego]

If you remember who these 2 are.

 

[TexMichFan]

If you watch the weather.

 

[naturalmwa]

If you watch the weather.

If you have conversations about the weather.

 

[LuteHawk]

You know you are old when............

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there

You get winded playing checkers.

You get tired making a long distance phone call...
.

 

[QChawks]

You go to the grocery store to stock up before cold weather

 

[ping72]

It bugs you when a graphic uses 2 and 4 instead of to and for.

 

[TJ8869]

You wake up with an injury that you didn't have when you went to bed.

 

[joelbc1]

You start looking at Las Cruces as a viable winter alternative.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

I step out of the parked car and have to recover a while

 

[pablow]

You buy a half gallon of ice cream and the dipsh*t sacker puts it back in your cart.

 

[TJ8869]

You have to start shaving your ear lobes.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

you know you are old when this excites you:

 

[THE_DEVIL]

You wake up with an injury that you didn't have when you went to bed.

This.
The absolute worst part about getting older-the failing body.

 

[unsubstantiated]

If you remember who these 2 are.

correction: THIS is old -

 

[IMCC965]

If you have conversations about the weather.

……….oops.

 

[IMCC965]

correction: THIS is old -

Love these guys.

 

[Herkmeister]

You see some incredibly hot woman and think to yourself, "She's really pretty." instead of thinking about all the sexual things you'd like to do to her.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

When you get off the lift chair you used to head straight for " Widow Maker " now you look for " School Marm ".

You used to play pickup BB at the fieldhouse with BJ Armstrong, Reggie Vaughn and Bobby Hansen, now you play " pickleball " with unknown blue haired old ladies. ( and men )

You see some incredibly hot woman and think to yourself, "She's really pretty." instead of thinking about all the sexual things you'd like to do to her.

Or you realize the fore mentioned " hot woman " is 10 years younger than your daughter.

 

[Herkmeister]

When you get off the lift chair you used to head straight for " Widow Maker " now you look for " School Marm ".

You used to play pickup BB at the fieldhouse with BJ Armstrong, Reggie Vaughn and Bobby Hansen, now you play " pickleball " with unknown blue haired old ladies. ( and men )


Or you realize the fore mentioned " hot woman " is 10 years younger than your daughter.

Try 20!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

 

[UNIowaHawk]

The players you watched growing up turn into coaches and their kids are getting drafted.

 

[joelbc1]

When you get off the lift chair you used to head straight for " Widow Maker " now you look for " School Marm ".

You used to play pickup BB at the fieldhouse with BJ Armstrong, Reggie Vaughn and Bobby Hansen, now you play " pickleball " with unknown blue haired old ladies. ( and men )


Or you realize the fore mentioned " hot woman " is 10 years younger than your daughter.

or you notice BJ has gray hair and Bobby wears a hearing aid.

 

[Hawk and Awe]

About 6 months ago a new employee just out of college didn't know where "no soup for you" came from. Never thought I'd see the day

 

[Herkmeister]

You have blood in your underwear and it doesn't bother you.

 

[The Tradition]

You have blood in your underwear and it doesn't bother you.

Wait, wut?

 

[The Tradition]

You make more trips to the bathroom than you do to the kitchen.

 

[jellyfish10]

You see some incredibly hot woman and think to yourself, "She's really pretty." instead of thinking about all the sexual things you'd like to do to her.

Phew...then by your definition I'm not old! Nice.

 

[Herkmeister]

Phew...then by your definition I'm not old! Nice.

It kind of happens all of a sudden. But don't worry until you're in your 60's. LOL

 

[22*43*51]

When you have an entire generation that have no idea how to use this.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

You have blood in your underwear and it doesn't bother you.

 

[Herkmeister]

Thanks bro. But we used to watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and the host had some tips on this. Bottom line, spray your shorts with Spray & Wash when you put them in the hamper. That gives the chemicals a long time to break down the protein. LMAO.

And, just in case even one person out there cares about the old Herkmeister, the blood comes from the daily ass chewings by my wife!!!!! (And occasional aggression in fighting male itch.)

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

You have blood in your underwear and it doesn't bother you.