Your lofty goals for 2024?

[Colonoscopy]

Goals that you're unlikely to reach, but you'll try you damnedest.

1) Domestication of the squirrel

 

[TJ8869]

You’re about 65 years too late.

 

[QChawks]

same as every year

 

[millah_22]

Posthumously earn @WorldSeriesChamps2015 worst poster of the year

 

[JRHawk2003]

 

[An Iowa fan]

Win The BIX.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Are hookers and blow considered lofty?

 

[LuciousBDragon]

# 1 I was going to announce my candidacy for US House but Mrs. Dragon (no pics) continues to be a political liability.

# 2 Get that peen reduction surgery OP’s Mom keeps complaining about (I keep putting that off)