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Your Mount Rushmore of most hated foods?

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1. Bread Pudding - admit it, this is prison food from the mid-1500's
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2. Tapioca Pudding - WTF is this crap? It's like a rat took a crap in a cup full of penguin vomit.
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3. Snowballs or anything with Coconut - lather up Gisele Bundchen in coconut tanning oil......WOULD NOT.
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4. Pecan Pie - this shouldn't even classify as a pie. At best it's squirrel bait that would last 12 months tied to a tree.
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1. Noodled Tuna that my Mom made every Friday night when I was kid.

2. Candied Yams - it is a sweet potato why do you have to cover it with sweet snot.

3. Beets

4. Canned Asparagus - turned a whole generation of kids away from how great fresh is.

OP, I like your list to but I would find away around the coconut issue with Gisele.
 
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I will continue with bad puddings. Rice pudding.

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The biggest bait and switch food ever, Oatmeal raisin cookies. Just put chocolate chips in them grandma.

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I only have two. I'd put the cookies on their three times.
 
1. Bread Pudding - admit it, this is prison food from the mid-1500's
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2. Tapioca Pudding - WTF is this crap? It's like a rat took a crap in a cup full of penguin vomit.
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3. Snowballs or anything with Coconut - lather up Gisele Bundchen in coconut tanning oil......WOULD NOT.
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4. Pecan Pie - this shouldn't even classify as a pie. At best it's squirrel bait that would last 12 months tied to a tree.
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This is blasphemy. Pecan Pie and Bread Pudding are gifts from the gods.

However I hate coconut. I also HATE olives, particularly the Black variety.

I also hate mango salsa. Or any fruit salsa for that matter as it generally is on hot foods.
 
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1. Tuna Casserole -- I think this is all my ex knew how to cook
2. Fruit Cake -- Just nasty
3. Grits -- see above
4. Candy Corn -- because it sucks
 
Pecan pie is awesome. You must be a horrible person.

My chocolate bourbon pecan pie is a masterpiece.

My list:
Mushrooms
Seafood (I keep trying, all tastes like fish at best)
Black licorice
Peppers/onions (though I like mujadara or whatever it's called and onion rings, of course)
 
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Chocolate bread pudding with amaretto creme anglaise is outstanding too.

Though I agree that oatmeal raisin cookies are an abomination.
 
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1. Bread Pudding - admit it, this is prison food from the mid-1500's
55aceb_85a7588f5c344e1ab77802ee13f92161.jpeg


2. Tapioca Pudding - WTF is this crap? It's like a rat took a crap in a cup full of penguin vomit.
20130731-261753-mango-coconut-tapioca-pudding-dishes.jpg


3. Snowballs or anything with Coconut - lather up Gisele Bundchen in coconut tanning oil......WOULD NOT.
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4. Pecan Pie - this shouldn't even classify as a pie. At best it's squirrel bait that would last 12 months tied to a tree.
pecan-pie.jpg

You are either....
1. 6 years old
2. have the palette of a 6 year old
3. don't understand how food works


Pecan Pie and Bread pudding are two of the best things invented. Tapioca pudding isn't horrible, can actually be pretty tasty, and Snowballs are in theory a great idea, but are mass produced, so the quality is not great. But if a great pastry chef made those with good ingredients, look out.
 
instant pudding
green bell peppers
3 musketeers bars
meatloaf especially my Mom's recipe
 
Anything with Cream of ____ soup in it. Or Cream of ___ soup by itself.

Sour cream.

And the only thing keeping me from calling out the OP about Pecan Pie... watermelon.

Keep in mind, I don't eat animal products, so there are other things I don't eat, but those are by choice, not because they taste bad. The three things above are not fit for human consumption, I don't care what anyone says.
 
1. Sea Urchin sushi. I love sushi, but this is literally the worst thing I have ever had. Imagine taking your kitchen sponge, tying it to a piece of 2000 ft fishing line, dropping it to the floor of the sea, leaving it there for about three months, pull it back up, and then carefully slice it up, and put it on a plate. That is what Sea Urchin tastes like.

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Pretty much any form of Offal, cooked, or otherwise....

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Hominy grits, or grits....I don't see the point.

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100 year old egg

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Casey's Pizza ;)

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Grits- only somewhat edible with plenty of butter and syrup
Tapioca- just no, why ruin a meal with this as an ending
Cucumbers- good when pickled, terrible when fresh. Why do 1%ers ruin drinking water with these?
Cilantro- I can handle a little when mixed into salsas but if its not chopped up, I will pick it out.
 
1. Sea Urchin sushi. I love sushi, but this is literally the worst thing I have ever had. Imagine taking your kitchen sponge, tying it to a piece of 2000 ft fishing line, dropping it to the floor of the sea, leaving it there for about three months, pull it back up, and then carefully slice it up, and put it on a plate. That is what Sea Urchin tastes like.

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Pretty much any form of Offal, cooked, or otherwise....

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Hominy grits, or grits....I don't see the point.

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100 year old egg

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Casey's Pizza ;)

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It's an acquired taste, but that uni (sea urchin). Looks freaking amazing. The roe on top is the key. The brine balances the sweetness of the urchin and the pop of the eggs gives a nice texture to the creamy urchin. You just made me super hungry for sushi.
 
Cilantro, why oh why does Chipotle have to put it in their rice?! It didn't ruin my lunch today by any means, but several bites were just over powered with this stuff.
 
1. Bread Pudding - admit it, this is prison food from the mid-1500's
55aceb_85a7588f5c344e1ab77802ee13f92161.jpeg


2. Tapioca Pudding - WTF is this crap? It's like a rat took a crap in a cup full of penguin vomit.
20130731-261753-mango-coconut-tapioca-pudding-dishes.jpg


3. Snowballs or anything with Coconut - lather up Gisele Bundchen in coconut tanning oil......WOULD NOT.
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4. Pecan Pie - this shouldn't even classify as a pie. At best it's squirrel bait that would last 12 months tied to a tree.
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Wow...what a total fail on your part.
 
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Broccoli - cooked in any fashion
Beets
Acorn Squash
Sweet Potatoes - it makes no sense to me. I should like them and have tried them at least 30 times but I can't get myself to like them.
 
Greek yogurt. Hate it with all my life.
Scalloped potatoes.
Beets.
Oatmeal raisin cookies.
 
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