Florida going to Florida--Eclipse Edition

[GOHOX69]

I apologize if Pepsi.

Woman Goes On Highway Shooting Spree, Says God Told Her To Because Of Eclipse

A 22-year-old woman was arrested by Florida Highway Patrol after shooting two drivers on Monday.

www.huffpost.com

 

[Moral]

 

[GOHOX69]

Sounds legit.

 

[Moral]

Sounds legit.

God works in mysterious ways. One day he is willing an undefeated basketball team to victory and the next he is ordering a lady to kill some people because of a celestial event.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

God works in mysterious ways. One day he is willing an undefeated basketball team to victory and the next he is ordering a lady to kill some people because of a celestial event.

4d chess bruv.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Might be a solid 4 out of 5 Florida mans:


A woman checked out of a Florida hotel and told staff that she was going on a God-directed shooting spree because of the solar eclipse, then shot two drivers on Interstate 10 before being arrested and charged with attempted murder Monday, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

 

[The Tradition]

Might be a solid 4 out of 5 Florida mans:


A woman checked out of a Florida hotel and told staff that she was going on a God-directed shooting spree because of the solar eclipse, then shot two drivers on Interstate 10 before being arrested and charged with attempted murder Monday, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

Lost a star for not being a man?

That's binary.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Lost a star for not being a man?

That's binary.

She needed some form of wildlife involved. Frankly I'm probably being generous with a 4 and no meth/drugs. Generational eclipse excuse gets some extra credit IMO.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Is that a "I got arrested naked" coat or a "I don't get to move my hands" coat?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Is that a "I got arrested naked" coat or a "I don't get to move my hands" coat?

Probably tried to milk herself on LEO coat

 

[dgordo]

Cedar Rapids 5

 

[Colonoscopy]

God works in mysterious ways. One day he is willing an undefeated basketball team to victory and the next he is ordering a lady to kill some people because of a celestial event.

@BrianNole777

 

[hawkirugged17]

Uh oh!

 

[GOHOX69]

Uh oh!

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I'll be dead so who cares?

 

[funksouljon]

Now I love piling on Florida every chance, but she was from Georgia just happened to do it in Florida. Georgia gets credit for this 'en.