*** Official Penn State vs Iowa Game Thread ***

[Steelpenn]

Between Iowa City and State College, which one has more shanties? I'll give you a hint: It's the one in Appalachia.
And making jokes about pedophillia is a lot better than enabling it.
Slither back to your own board and lick your wounds. Your real wounds, not the fake ones you used to try to stop our momentum

Your right there are so many shanties in and around State College . It still takes a real P.O.S to make jokes about it regardless .

 

[yrunvs]

taking a knee does make some sense.......were running the ball for sure and their loading the box so we're not going anywhere. Taking the knee using as much clock ensures no stripped ball/ fumble and the then we're punting either way.

 

[Lion Son/Husband/Father]

Congrats on the recruiting lead

Lol

 

[iahawks10]

Ok OFFENSE!!!!

time for you to leave the thread, gracefully

It all turned Hawkeye once I put that tool (Lion BF/Lover/Mistress) on ignore.

 

[ANYCHawk]

After your " game day " sign thread failed, I can't believe you took on the " official game " thread with all the associated pressure that comes with it.

PS: a game day thread this important deserve 5 * not 3. You have set yourself up for failure. Good luck anyway, anyhow, anyhawk...

 

[millah_22]

Is it worth lowering myself to cheer for Texas A&M against Alabama so the Hawks become #2 in the country? (assuming we don't drop a spot or two after this offensive performance)

There is no way in god's green earth that voters will drop us after beating the #4 team in the nation. Trust me, I know, I've been making threads monitoring it for like 3.5 seasons now.

 

[millah_22]

taking a knee does make some sense.......were running the ball for sure and their loading the box so we're not going anywhere. Taking the knee using as much clock ensures no stripped ball/ fumble and the then we're punting either way.

if you don't like taking a knee and punting it back with 40 seconds left, then you don't like big ten football

 

[millah_22]

Salinity levels:

Ocean water < The Dead Sea < Bonneville Salt Flats < Sodium Chloride < Penn State fans showing up in post-game threads on HROT








(I stole this copypasta from reddit btw.)

 

[EdH85]

I only know two things for sure...

1. This is one strange game
2. Brian Ferentz couldn't play call his way out of a wet paper bag. FFS....

Pretty sad that's our only hope, relying on an injured player not to come back.

Because that’s the kind of program you are.

 

[TailgateTom]

Because that’s the kind of program you are.

Yep top 5 and undefeated, unlike you. I bet taking that L really makes your piss hot doesn’t it?

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Turned out better than the sign thread fail. Glad you pulled yourself up by the bootstraps...

 

[McLovin32]

WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID EVEN @McLovin32 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually will be 🙌

 

[ANYCHawk]

I actually will be 🙌

pic?

wait no. Nobody wants a pic of OP's mom

 

[MeetTheFerentz]

A hearty congratulations Hawks. Good luck in the future.
Rick ‘86

Educate yourself about Nile Kinnick before coming back for more of your weak trolling.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

PSU is a fringe Top 15 team and ya'll won by 3 against the back up who hasnt played. OSU will embarrass Iowa.

You’re already giving up on your own team? Pathetic.

And as the other Spencer says, excuses are for wusses.

 

[gohawkz]

You are a sorry excuse for a human being.

No need to get personal.

I believe little children should never be brutally raped.

If you think otherwise we'll have to agree to disagree.