The new Hurricane "Cone of Uncertainty" will now be a "Blob of Uncertainty"...

[The Tradition]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/25/weather/hurricane-cone-change-risk-perception-climate/index.html

 

[WadeLookingbill]

This change sponsored by Donald Drumpf.

 

[Colonoscopy]

 

[Bonerfarts]

I dated Blob of Uncertainty in college, wouldn’t recommend.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I don’t even know what’s real anymore. The one thing I could always depend on was that cone getting things wrong. Now what? I’m just supposed to look at a blob and guess where it’s not going?