As a rival poster, I'll give it a whirl. Keep in mind this is all in good fun and if I don't bust some balls - what good is it really:
125 - LaxHawk - young pup full of enthusiasm, ready to lead things off with attitude
133 - ihawktimes9 - AA poster, universally respected by opposing fanbases
141 - MSU158 - much discussed, but not well supported by the HR
149 - Azchief - tough character, well liked across the nation, wrestles/post salty
157 - needanap - pa ties (I think) with a lot of talent
165 - edquinn06 - placeholder until they take tarphawk out of RS
174 - wildturk - wildcard with wildly inconsistent results
184 - Gobblin - fan favorite that nobody outside of IA gets the appeal
197 - wasdt - a hole in the lineup
285 - SanSouci - nobody in this lineup can take him out on the bridge
HC - pablow - can't stand any rivals, but keeps it together enough to lead the team
Top Assistant - MitchL - Iowa intensity and a junkyard dog