Absolut Vodka

[Igor Stravinsky10]

CSB alert: On my morning walk today I found a 1.75 L bottle of Absolut. It was laying in the grass between the sidewalk and the street. The cap is still sealed. I'm a beer guy, but I guess today since I'm still on Holiday break, I'll be drinking free vodka. I think vodka usually makes me stupid, so I'm looking forward to finally being able to relate to several posters on here later today 😎

Again, CSB

 

[MuscoHawk]

 

[torbee]

Starting the New Year off by drinking street vodka on a Thursday morning.

Things definitely looking up for OP!

 

[Firekirknow]

What will you mix up with it. Just shots with some beer chaser.

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

What will you mix up with it. Just shots with

I don't know. In the fridge I have soda, OJ, some purple stuff, Sunny Delight....

Late 80s/early 90s commercial reference. Anyone remember?

Right now is a shot with a beer chaser.

 

[torbee]

I don't know. In the fridge I have soda, OJ, some purple stuff, Sunny Delight....

Late 80s/early 90s commercial reference. Anyone remember?

Right now is a shot with a beer chaser.

You got any Robitussin lying around?

Mix that in with the vodka and "purple stuff" from your fridge and you got a nice Purple Drank going.

 

[ozzie8]

What will you mix up with it. Just shots with some beer chaser.

 

[SA_Hawk]

If you also find a lemon-lime Gatorade bottle on the street I will advise you not to mix it with your street vodka.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Starting the New Year off by drinking street vodka on a Thursday morning.

Things definitely looking up for OP!

“Waste not, want not!” my Grandma used to say.

 

[beanerhawk]

You got any Robitussin lying around?

Mix that in with the vodka and "purple stuff" from your fridge and you got a nice Purple Drank going.

True story, this last year I was at a buddies house for a get together, his wife wasn't feeling well with a cold. Another friend who is in his late 60's tells her to put a shot of rum in her cold syrup and take a nap. He said his grandma used to do it for him all the time when he was a kid and had a cold in the 60's. He was not kidding. Different times! csb/

 

[beanerhawk]

If you also find a lemon-lime Gatorade bottle on the street I will advise you not to mix it with your street vodka.

Umm don't listen to this guy, that's delicious!!

 

[Rifler]

Not drinking anything found on the street,... Dangerous move OP.

 

[luvmyhawks]

CSB alert: On my morning walk today I found a 1.75 L bottle of Absolut. It was laying in the grass between the sidewalk and the street. The cap is still sealed. I'm a beer guy, but I guess today since I'm still on Holiday break, I'll be drinking free vodka. I think vodka usually makes me stupid, so I'm looking forward to finally being able to relate to several posters on here later today 😎

Again, CSB

Who in the heck just loses a big ass bottle of vodka? What a bizarre find.

I am more of a beer guy myself as well. However, one of my favorite mixed drinks is a White Russian. You’ll need some kahlua, but delicious.

 

[torbee]

True story, this last year I was at a buddies house for a get together, his wife wasn't feeling well with a cold. Another friend who is in his late 60's tells her to put a shot of rum in her cold syrup and take a nap. He said his grandma used to do it for him all the time when he was a kid and had a cold in the 60's. He was not kidding. Different times! csb/

Hot tea with honey and brandy followed by a capful of ‘tussin was standard medical procedure in Torbee’s childhood home. With a thick slathering of Vick’s VapoRub on chest and under nose too.

I don’t know if it was that good for me but I sure slept deeply!

 

[beanerhawk]

Not drinking anything found on the street,... Dangerous move OP.

 

[torbee]

Who in the heck just loses a big ass bottle of vodka? What a bizarre find.

Scenario: Husband and wife are driving home slightly buzzed from NY Eve party. Husband isn’t quite ready to call it a night yet so swings into convenience store that sells booze to pick up bottle of Absolut for night cap. As he’s driving home, shrieking harpy of a SBW berates him for being a worthless drunk that doesn’t know when to quit. “Oh yeah, bitch!?” He yells, then rolls down window and tosses bottle of vodka out to show that biznatch who’s boss. Still doesn’t get laid and wakes up regretting tossing the booze out instead of the nag.

Just worskshoppin’ here . . .

 

[IACub]

Scenario: Husband and wife are driving home slightly buzzed from NY Eve party. Husband isn’t quite ready to call it a night yet so swings into convenience store that sells booze to pick up bottle of Absolut for night cap. As he’s driving home, shrieking harpy of a SBW berates him for being a worthless drunk that doesn’t know when to quit. “Oh yeah, bitch!?” He yells, then rolls down window and tosses bottle of vodka out to show that biznatch who’s boss. Still doesn’t get laid and wakes up regretting tossing the booze out instead of the nag.

Just worskshoppin’ here . . .

More likely someone, let's call her "Sam," who is already drunk, buys a bottle on the way home. Some time later, this "Vodka Sam" wakes up on the ground. She gets up and stumbles home, leaving the bottle, and with no idea where all the remaining money in her wallet went.

 

[The Tradition]

More likely someone, let's call her "Sam," who is already drunk, buys a bottle on the way home. Some time later, this "Vodka Sam" wakes up on the ground. She gets up and stumbles home, leaving the bottle, and with no idea where all the remaining money in her wallet went.

Nope. Drunk driver is on the way home and thinks the cops are behind him so he chucks the bottle off to the side of the road intending to come back and get it later. However, there actually was a cop behind him and he was arrested for DWI and littering. Cops thought the bottle was empty and never went back to look for it.

 

[IACub]

Nope. Drunk driver is on the way home and thinks the cops are behind him so he chucks the bottle off to the side of the road intending to come back and get it later. However, there actually was a cop behind him and he was arrested for DWI and littering. Cops thought the bottle was empty and never went back to look for it.

We'll actually probably never know. So, all these scenarios are both correct and incorrect. It's Absolut Schrodinger's.

 

[torbee]

We'll actually probably never know. So, all these scenarios are both correct and incorrect. It's Absolut Schrodinger's.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I see no possible bad scenarios OP. Go find yourself some Cranberry juice mix with some hard snow.

 

[95Hawk]

I want to party with the OP

 

[IACub]

I want to party with the OP

Oh, he's for sure dead by now.

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

I want to party with the OP

Come on over. I have vodka to share 😀

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

Oh, he's for sure dead by now.

Actually just getting started with the drinks. I shoveled my driveway and sidewalk and 2 of the neighbors driveways and sidewalks as well. Time to get hammered now

 

[BioHawk]

Scenario: Husband and wife are driving home slightly buzzed from NY Eve party. Husband isn’t quite ready to call it a night yet so swings into convenience store that sells booze to pick up bottle of Absolut for night cap. As he’s driving home, shrieking harpy of a SBW berates him for being a worthless drunk that doesn’t know when to quit. “Oh yeah, bitch!?” He yells, then rolls down window and tosses bottle of vodka out to show that biznatch who’s boss. Still doesn’t get laid and wakes up regretting tossing the booze out instead of the nag.

Just worskshoppin’ here . . .

Not bad. I was going to say a group of high school kids just scored a bottle of vodka and were about to open it up when a cop drives by giving the "I'm going to pull you over stare" so they tossed it out the window to not get caught with it. You just got lucky that it hit the grass and didn't break.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Not bad. I was going to say a group of high school kids just scored a bottle of vodka and were about to open it up when a cop drives by giving the "I'm going to pull you over stare" so they tossed it out the window to not get caught with it. You just got lucky that it hit the grass and didn't break.

I'm guessing it is plastic not glass

 

[BioHawk]

I'm guessing it is plastic not glass

Well he said Absolut and last I checked they didn't sell that in plastic bottles.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Well he said Absolut and last I checked they didn't sell that in plastic bottles.

I wouldn't know. The only vodka I have drank over the past 20 years was in bloody mary form. (best cocktail out there done right)

 

[Gus is dead]

You got any Robitussin lying around?

Mix that in with the vodka and "purple stuff" from your fridge and you got a nice Purple Drank going.

Technically purple drank is promethazine with codeine not Robitussin Usually Sprite, a jolly rancher and that small granular ice like you get at Sonic. Started out of Houston years ago.

But I am certain many variations exist depending on your locale.

 

[lonestar50]

Hot tea with honey and brandy followed by a capful of ‘tussin was standard medical procedure in Torbee’s childhood home. With a thick slathering of Vick’s VapoRub on chest and under nose too.

I don’t know if it was that good for me but I sure slept deeply!

Yes that's was the medicine for little Lonestar as well. I stopped coughing and my dad would get some sleep

 

[torbee]

Yes that's was the medicine for little Lonestar as well. I stopped coughing and my dad would get some sleep

Plying kids with booze and drugging them really quiets them down.

 

[The Tradition]

Plying kids with booze and drugging them really quiets them down.

Medicinal purposes only.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Take out a rash and insert cough/wheezing