After 3 years, my screen name change was approved

[Bro D]

Scott Slutzker for life!

 

[tarheelbybirth]

 

[The Tradition]

Congrats.

But why?

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Somebody with a piss poor like to post ratio…

 

[Moral]

Is Slutzker your family name?

 

[Bro D]

Congrats.

But why?

I don't remember

 

[Moral]

I don't remember

What are the odds that alcohol was involved?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Well, that means another round hot chic pics by the OP

 

[Funky Bunch]

REPORTED!!!!!!

 

[TJ8869]

This seems like the sort of thing I will have forgotten by this time tomorrow.

 

[QChawks]

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Didn't Scott Slutzker, who I believe was a place kicker for the Hawks, tear his Achilles tendon in a golf cart rollover on Finkbine golf course while drunk, before the season started?

 

[RonaldMexico]

Didn't Scott Slutzker, who I believe was a place kicker for the Hawks, tear his Achilles tendon in a golf cart rollover on Finkbine golf course while drunk, before the season started?

He was a tight end. And I have no idea.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

He was a tight end. And I have no idea.

You are of course right Mexico. I should have remembered it was Scott Schilling not Scott Slutzker as I actually remembered it in 2017 but misremembered it today. Mea culpa...

golf cart crashes

played a round today and about killed my buddy when I took a corner to fast and got the thing on two wheels. Anyone ever flip one of these damn thing?

iowa.forums.rivals.com

 

[millah_22]

RIP @Bro D

D was for Dirty Slutzker

 

[millah_22]

Is Slutzker your family name?

@McLovin32 this wasn’t that funny

Scott Slutzker for life!

hey, my name too!

 

[DirtyJohns97]

 

[millah_22]

Hopefully the people that only post on the football board know it’s me when I make my weekly threads. I don’t want any HEAT

 

[lucas80]

Didn't Scott Slutzker, who I believe was a place kicker for the Hawks, tear his Achilles tendon in a golf cart rollover on Finkbine golf course while drunk, before the season started?

Slutzker was a pretty good TE from the East Coast, as I recall.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

 

[hawkeye54545]

Congrats.

But why?

 

[Bro D]

What are the odds that alcohol was involved?

100%

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Probably that too

 

[millah_22]

WTF My name changed back, but OPs didn't?

 

[Lindemann]

 

[Bro D]

What in the flying ****?! Was a nice run

 

[DirtyJohns97]

 

[Bro D]

I'm just glad Scott Slutzker was recognized for a day. A great Hawkeye.

The heck

 

[millah_22]

@kwik44 we demand answers

 

[Bro D]

@Pinehawk spill it

 

[DirtyJohns97]

 

[torbee]

OP's mom is a huge slutzker.

 

[millah_22]

OP's mom is a huge slutzker.

Why would you say that about Mother D

 

[Bro D]

OP's mom is a huge slutzker.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

OP's mom is a huge slutzker.

Thats the word on the street

 

[Pinehawk]

@Pinehawk spill it

I have no idea what happened.

 

[Bro D]

I have no idea what happened.

Please move the Dirty Slutzker conundrum to the top of your to-do list if possible

 

[Pinehawk]

Please move the Dirty Slutzker conundrum to the top of your to-do list if possible

What, do you want to change back?

 

[millah_22]

What, do you want to change back?

OUR NAMES

 

[Pinehawk]

OUR NAMES

Put in another request.

 

[millah_22]

Put in another request.

That'll take another 3 years