AM Routine: Coffee or HR First?
- Thread starter OpenWater
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If you don’t sit down on the porcelain throne and peruse HR first thing in the morning then wth is wrong with your life?
How can I sit on the throne when I haven't had my equivalent of prune juice?
Coffee brewing, peruse interwebz, drink coffee while perusing interwebz, dump while perusing interwebz.
Coffee brewing, peruse interwebz, drink coffee while perusing interwebz, dump while perusing interwebz.
I start by tapping about 5-6 lingerie models (think Lane Bryant style) then enjoy a nice massage before I even think about coffee and HR.
Amateur.
Pics of San’s wife?
I don't sleep because its a waste. But, in the morning, cold plunge, 250 sit ups, run 5miles, buy stocks low and sell them high until around 9am, 1000 pushups, read HR.
Pee, shower, make snooty coffee in the Chemex, make breakfast and lunches for the kiddos, kiss the wife goodbye, drive kiddos to school, drive to work, arrive at my desk then maybe...maybe open up HR.
I don’t run unless I’m frightened and it takes a hell of a lot to frighten me anymore
Gotta be honest. I don’t run every morning. Maybe 2 or 3.
I walk with my dog 2 miles a day…. turn her loose let her romp…… she does all the running 😎
I didn't realize (although I should have) how many liars there were on here until this thread. 
No coffee here, but perusing HR is one of the first things I do almost every day.
No coffee here, but perusing HR is one of the first things I do almost every day.It's best to surf the interweb whilst at work. That way you feel like you are getting paid to read your favorite boards!! Win, WIn (Lose for the company, but they will get over it)
I’ve been taking managers’ dogs for walks in down time. Five, one mile walks in a day is my current record.
only chasing tail I do anymore 😎….. usually take the daughters Golden Retriever pup too…… I’m retired we do a lot of exploring….. love walking in prairies
Well, I can’t go that far. But I do better if the tail is chasing me. Lol
Love walking the prairie.
Most generally, coffee first...
Up & on the throne, begin word games (Quordle, then Dordle, then Wordle), finish business & grab coffee, complete word games then off for the latest news/gossip/pissin' match on HR wrestling board. HR could come before word games but depends on time of year and "what all is happening". Once I get caught up on Iowa wrestling, I'll skim the football board to see what's happening, then obviously back over to wrestling side. If/when I get up on all things Iowa, I'll lurk on BWI to see what "fun" is happening there, at Iowa's expense of course...
Up & on the throne, begin word games (Quordle, then Dordle, then Wordle), finish business & grab coffee, complete word games then off for the latest news/gossip/pissin' match on HR wrestling board. HR could come before word games but depends on time of year and "what all is happening". Once I get caught up on Iowa wrestling, I'll skim the football board to see what's happening, then obviously back over to wrestling side. If/when I get up on all things Iowa, I'll lurk on BWI to see what "fun" is happening there, at Iowa's expense of course...
My first meaningful steps every morning are to the coffee pot that I preset the night before. I may be an addict at this point but I don't want to live in a world without coffee. Shortly thereafter comes the coffee-induced BM, which is when I catch up on the "news" on HR. I'm relatively new here, but I'm fully embracing the cesspool theme in this way. Only problem is the incessant PSU trolls that tend to induce vomiting at the same time. Might have to keep a bucket nearby going forward.
I don’t think Bobby K and I have the same taste in women. I like a bigger lady than he finds at the Asian Rub and Tug.
Don't fight it....use the ignore button. Way more sensible in here since I started using it.
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