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Questions close at 7:00 pm and then the answers will be put forth.
Questions close at 7:00 pm and then the answers will be put forth.
AMA, THE_DEVIL version.
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hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
Why would a benevolent God inflict punishment for the sins of the parents on their children, grand children and great grand children (Exodus 20:5). That seems more like a trick your side of the high/low duopoly would employ.
Is it okay if I say that you made me do something when I actually did it on my own?,... I'm thinking it shows initiative?
How do you trisect an angle using only Euclidean tools?
Who played you most accurately - Nicholson, DeNiro, Pacino, or Hurley?
Who played you most accurately - Nicholson, DeNiro, Pacino, or Hurley?
Are you TRYING to summon Brianole?
Is Johnny really a better fiddle player than you?
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
More like trying to point out the mental gymnastics required to take the Bible literally (and I’m a Christian).
(Grrrrrr....Biting tongue on old v new testament god views, particularly as this whole 'sins of the father' thing was ironically discussed in the brief passage of Cardinal Pell's prison journals that I read on the bus this morning.)
More like trying to point out the mental gymnastics required to take the Bible literally (and I’m a Christian).
How DID you do that trick with the money and the vanishing clothes in Chapter 12 of The Master and Margarita?
Is it possible to fart, sneeze, and cum simultaneously?
Why does Santa Clause hate me?
How much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why does Santa Clause hate me?
How much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Will you be answering questions in this thread?
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
I think we should schedule a zoom call to convene a committee to draft a process for determining how these questions are answered.
Your mom can tell you. If I did you would think I am bragging.
The Universe we live in is one of balance.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
Does that imply that my progeny will receive numerous benefits for all the glorious things I have done in my time on Earth?
I see nothing wrong with telling lies.
A) get a specialist in the field, THE_DEVIL is basically number and symbol dyslexic
B )Pacino played me the best and Hurley has/had THE_DEVIL in her
Ambiguity and confusion makes is fodder for THE_DEVIL
M14L. M2ers tongue bathe Phlyis Diller's feet
No. He cheated by conjuring up the spirit of Robert Johnson
Drunk Russians are easy to fool. Thats all I am saying
1) After consulting with Mr. Epstein he assures me the answer is yes.
2) He watches you when you are suppose to be asleep...enough said
3) 420 pounds
So, a sales executive dies and finds himself standing before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is there and tells him, "I don't know what they told you down on Earth, but here's how the Heaven or Hell thing works. You get to take a tour of both facilities, and then you choose where you'd like to spend eternity."
"Okay," the sales guy says, and he proceeds to spend a day in Heaven where there's lots of floating around on clouds, playing of harps, and other pleasantries.
Then he spends a day in Hell where it's a great big party. Drugs, sex and rock and roll. Everyone having a great time.
When the day was over, he goes back before St. Peter and says, "I have to tell you, Heaven is nice and all, but frankly, I'd rather spend eternity in Hell."
*POOF* he finds himself in a world of fire and brimstone, torture and pain. Satan is there and the sales guy asks him, "What happened to the party? It was nothing like this on the tour!"
Satan replies, "Yesterday you were a prospect; today you are a client."
"Okay," the sales guy says, and he proceeds to spend a day in Heaven where there's lots of floating around on clouds, playing of harps, and other pleasantries.
Then he spends a day in Hell where it's a great big party. Drugs, sex and rock and roll. Everyone having a great time.
When the day was over, he goes back before St. Peter and says, "I have to tell you, Heaven is nice and all, but frankly, I'd rather spend eternity in Hell."
*POOF* he finds himself in a world of fire and brimstone, torture and pain. Satan is there and the sales guy asks him, "What happened to the party? It was nothing like this on the tour!"
Satan replies, "Yesterday you were a prospect; today you are a client."
Back in the day my username was hawkusmaximus. One of the posters started a couple religious threads that kept going on and on and on. So THE_DEVIL came to visit Hawkeye Report Off Topic.
Was it the poster that claimed the Bible had proof that dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time?
Conversely. How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe Ron, if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s.
