Anyone else sit 12 feet from their spouse and text dumb videos all night?

[FAUlty Gator]

94% of my texts involve weiner dogs doing something or someone hurting themselves at the gym or something. All coming from a person sitting on the adjacent piece of furniture. Or even in the same bed later on.

I can’t be the only one. Right?

 

[SansAgain]

94% of my texts involve weiner dogs doing something or someone hurting themselves at the gym or something. All coming from a person sitting on the adjacent piece of furniture. Or even in the same bed later on.

I can’t be the only one. Right?

You’re not the only one sending her weiner texts.