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Anyone experience walking in on his wife in "the act"?

MichiganManLifer

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I was told a guy I've known for a long, long time got to experience that last night. I'm shocked because he's a good guy and I thought his wife decent too.

Anyone else here ever have that happen to them or someone close to them?
 
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No. But i did come into work one day to find a long voice mail of some dude banging my wife. I assume one of their fatasses smushed the phone to dial by accident. I didn't even tell her. She was out of the house and that was all I cared about. I was planning the divorce anyway. Csb
 
When I was in the restaurant business, a general manager of mine walked in on his wife doing the deed...with another woman.

Trust me, you don't want pics.

He later killed his then current wife, mother in law, and himself in a murder/suicide a few years back.
 
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When I was in the restaurant business, a general manager of mine walked in on his wife doing the deed...with another woman.

Trust me, you don't want pics.

He later killed his then current wife, mother, and himself in a murder/suicide a few years back.

Wow! Why gamble your freedom? Especially if she's too gross for pictures to be shared?
 
I worked with a guy that walked in on his old lady riding the guy next door. He said he pulled her off jumped on top of the dude and and started throwing down on his face - ground and pound style. The only thing I could think of when he told me was he was sitting on that dudes boner. I know it's heat of the moment but you have to keeps your wits and avoid the ween.

This story probably turns natural on.
 
When I was in the restaurant business, a general manager of mine walked in on his wife doing the deed...with another woman.

Trust me, you don't want pics.

He later killed his then current wife, mother in law, and himself in a murder/suicide a few years back.


yikes. My ex threw me a 3some on my birthday a few years ago but forgot to invite me. I chose not to kill any of them
 
Were you the poster formerly known as Thomas Barnes? You have similar qualities.

That's a new name, but I'm sure you are trying to rip me for some reason. People kept calling me Mulva and some other poster which I can't remember. It was obvious that they thought those posters were complete idiots. Like me or not, I'm me.
 
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I, unfortunately, was on the other end of it about 8 years ago. I was 22 and she was 28. The husband came walking in about 2am, was the most awkward, uncomfortable, low life feeling ever imaginable. I felt so bad for him. I had no idea she was married and she failed to mention it. I sat in the driveway waiting for a cab while they fought and destroyed the house.
I received a text from her husband they next day saying if he caught me in his house again, I was a dead man. I text him had his wife mentioned she was married, I would never had been in his house in the first place. That was the end of it.
 
I received a phone call from a random dude at 7 am asking if I was stuffing his girlfriend. I told the truth and said I was but I had no idea she had a boyfriend. All I could hear was her screaming and crying in the background. He might have killed her.
 
I have a friend this happened to. He divorced his wife because she was banging his best friend from high school. A few years after the divorce she wanted to reconcile and they started seeing each other and he got very suspicious a few months into it. He worked second shift and never went home for his dinner break. One night he decided to and walking up to the house he peeked in through the window and could see action going on. He opened the door and the ex wife was being banged by the best friend on the living room floor. Just like old times. I rarely go this far in conversation, but, she is a c***. One of the worst women I've ever met. Oddly enough, he didn't ditch the friend. Very weird dynamic.
The very worst thing of it is she allowed for the kids to start getting used to the idea of their parents getting back together.
 
I have a friend this happened to. He divorced his wife because she was banging his best friend from high school. A few years after the divorce she wanted to reconcile and they started seeing each other and he got very suspicious a few months into it. He worked second shift and never went home for his dinner break. One night he decided to and walking up to the house he peeked in through the window and could see action going on. He opened the door and the ex wife was being banged by the best friend on the living room floor. Just like old times. I rarely go this far in conversation, but, she is a c***. One of the worst women I've ever met. Oddly enough, he didn't ditch the friend. Very weird dynamic.
The very worst thing of it is she allowed for the kids to start getting used to the idea of their parents getting back together.

Hey what's that c***'s name?
 
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