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I’m sure there are some fascinatingly fun atheists out there, but I have yet to meet one.
They’re all so serious all the time. So unimaginative. So pedantic and literal and dull.
I mean, what can be more tiresome than someone who’s always rabbiting on about “Facts” or “Evidence” or “Arguments for the Existence of God…”
In comparison, consider how very, very interesting religion is.
In religion you have curious things like happy little elephant gods or those holy water bottles with Mary and the crown unscrews at the top.
I mean Hindus have festivals where they fly kites and light lanterns and douse each other with paint. They swim naked in the Ganges and say its something holy — and are they wrong?
The Jews have fun too. They have festivals with lots of good food and laughter and dancing and the guys let their hair grow in those crazy curls on their head and they have hats. Very good hats.
We have hats too.
Hats with cool names. We have miters and birettas and zuchettos (which means ‘little pumpkin’ in Italian.) and I have a saturno made out of Norwegian beaver — don’t worry he died a natural death — and one made out of straw.
Name one atheist hat. Just one. See you can’t.
I’m sure there are some fascinatingly fun atheists out there, but I have yet to meet one.
They’re all so serious all the time. So unimaginative. So pedantic and literal and dull.
I mean, what can be more tiresome than someone who’s always rabbiting on about “Facts” or “Evidence” or “Arguments for the Existence of God…”
In comparison, consider how very, very interesting religion is.
In religion you have curious things like happy little elephant gods or those holy water bottles with Mary and the crown unscrews at the top.
I mean Hindus have festivals where they fly kites and light lanterns and douse each other with paint. They swim naked in the Ganges and say its something holy — and are they wrong?
The Jews have fun too. They have festivals with lots of good food and laughter and dancing and the guys let their hair grow in those crazy curls on their head and they have hats. Very good hats.
We have hats too.
Hats with cool names. We have miters and birettas and zuchettos (which means ‘little pumpkin’ in Italian.) and I have a saturno made out of Norwegian beaver — don’t worry he died a natural death — and one made out of straw.
Name one atheist hat. Just one. See you can’t.
