Whadda ya got?
No toppings. No charcuterie.
Just you and a box of crackers.
What are you picking?
No toppings. No charcuterie.
Just you and a box of crackers.
What are you picking?
Best cracker in America
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I could be wrong but that is a knockoff of the Keebler elves club cracker.Other:
i reject your premise. I don't really eat crackers, but when I do, I like Carr's table water crackers with aloutte garlic and herbs spread, preferably with a smoked oyster on each.
It’s 2024, you need to try Ritz Everything.
It’s displaced the Captain’s Wafer as best cracker by its lonesome.
1) Goldfish: I bet I have eaten at least 100 of those huge cartons of these in my life. Grandma always had these when I a kid and usually I can not go without having them in the house or out in the garage.
2) Saltines. So multifunctional. From soup to snacks. Always carry them on hand out the the garage to go with my canned sardines and smoked oysters and Braunschweiger.
3) The black pepper triscuits are pretty f*cking good.
***sorry just saw your rules of no toppings (which I disagree with). Therefore, Goldfish is the final answer.
2) Saltines. So multifunctional. From soup to snacks. Always carry them on hand out the the garage to go with my canned sardines and smoked oysters and Braunschweiger.
3) The black pepper triscuits are pretty f*cking good.
***sorry just saw your rules of no toppings (which I disagree with). Therefore, Goldfish is the final answer.
So you need to add garlic, herbs, and a smoked oyster to make your cracker edible?
I’d say you cracker needs work!
Joking. Sounds delicious. There’s a place in STL that does something similar to it with a hot sauce fried oyster.
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Voted for ritz but I’m not so sure on the best.
I think Abe Lincoln was a pretty cool cracker.
If we’re talking NBA terms, I’ll go Larry Bird
But the best, probably Sam Darnold at the moment. Not only a cracker but a ginger as well. About beat the snot out of the bears tonight and bring the first Super Bowl victory to the Vikings. SKOL
I think Abe Lincoln was a pretty cool cracker.
If we’re talking NBA terms, I’ll go Larry Bird
But the best, probably Sam Darnold at the moment. Not only a cracker but a ginger as well. About beat the snot out of the bears tonight and bring the first Super Bowl victory to the Vikings. SKOL
After further reflection, I would also add these, with the caveat that they taste best with some butter smeared on them.
Triscuits - when you're in the mood to eat dried up hay. They're terrible!
From the choices I went with club crackers, but these are the best crackers:
Voted other.
They've had these at ALDI for the last few weeks. I can't stop eating them. They're my new favorite.
They've had these at ALDI for the last few weeks. I can't stop eating them. They're my new favorite.
YesFrom the choices I went with club crackers, but these are the best crackers:
IF I could only have one of these for the rest of my life, it would have to be a saltine.
I get the Firehook ones posted above all the time. Legit.
Carr brand anything. Wellington. Good table water crackers, very simple stuff with subtle seasonings.
I don’t really eat crackers unless I make a spread with some leftover grilled whitefish or on a charcuterie.
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Chics In a Bisc
Used to smash them with Easy Cheese.
Used to smash them with Easy Cheese.
They are my favorite. Quite filling and good for your colon without a bunch of carcinogens. Paired with a nice cheese and some cashews and a banana that’s my lunch several days a week.
I just asked my office this question.
Only 4 in today.
The results:
Ritz - 1
Saltine - 1
Triscuits - 2
So basically half my office is the R word. SMH
Only 4 in today.
The results:
Ritz - 1
Saltine - 1
Triscuits - 2
So basically half my office is the R word. SMH
My initial reaction based on the thread title was Caitlin Clark. If we are limiting it to food choices it's the chicken in a biscuit.
This cracker, with a layer of butter, dipped into a bowl of chili.
You're welcome!
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What happens when the Keebler elves realized that Ritz was good but not great? Those little bastards went to work and perfected it in the form of
