Best way to get rid of POOP smell ?

[pepsicock]

 

[BABiscuit]

Depends on what you got it on.

 

[moral_victory]

If you cover your house in poop you won't be able to smell it after a period of time.

 

[naturalmwa]

 

[Big_Palooka]

wipe well, flush, and wash your hands.

 

[JWolf74]

In the north, flushing usually works. But then again, we have indoor plumbing up here.

 

[Catfish_ Crazy]

trap a crap works fairly well.

 

[The Tradition]

Strike a match.

Seriously, it works.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Try a shower!

 

[UNIowaHawk]

Natural would know best.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

You attended the Bernie Sanders rally at the Field House Saturday and still can't get the smell off? That's unfortunate.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Try moving out of South Carolina?

 

[thewop]

Febreeze works pretty well. If poop is literally stuck to clothing or something...oxi-clean spray.

 

[QChawks]

cut an onion

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Mouth wash.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Use a condom next time

 

[hooper56]

Buy a Dog.

 

[Herkmeister]

Wipe your booty with Tucks. Eliminates skid marks too.

There are a few other secrets I'm not in the mood to discuss right now.

 

[Rustys Dad]

Move your mother-in-law out of the basement?

 

[Rustys Dad]

Wipe your booty with Tucks. Eliminates skid marks too.

There are a few other secrets I'm not in the mood to discuss right now.

That last sentence makes me a little nervous ...

 

[IACub]

Stop voting Republican.

 

[Herkmeister]

Stop voting Republican.

You prefer the smell of Hill's crusty vag?

Dang IACub, let's leave politics out of these good threads.

 

[IACub]

You prefer the smell of Hill's crusty vag?

Dang IACub, let's leave politics out of these good threads.

It was meant in fun. I still need to invent my sarcasm font* and make a million dollars.

*IACub hereby declares sarcasm font his intellectual property.

 

[Herkmeister]

It was meant in fun. I still need to invent my sarcasm font* and make a million dollars.

*IACub hereby declares sarcasm font his intellectual property.

LOL, maybe we both need to improve our humor.

 

[The Tradition]

If none of these ideas work, the OP will just have to burn down his house.

 

[wanderer85]

I would say to start by only pooping in toilets. Toilets that flush even better.

 

[Herkmeister]

My own poop never really bothers me that much.