Where do pirates shop for hooks?
The second hand store.
The second hand store.
Best worst jokes
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Doesn't get much better than this one.
Whats another name for cumming in a female?
Loading the dishwasher
Loading the dishwasher
Donald Trump went to the Doctor for his annual physical today.
The nurse at the Doctor's office said " We need a stool sample
and a urine sample."
Trump replied: " So you want me to take off my Depends".
The nurse at the Doctor's office said " We need a stool sample
and a urine sample."
Trump replied: " So you want me to take off my Depends".
Whats the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a super hero and the other a command.
One is a super hero and the other a command.
My best bad scuba diving joke....
What lies, twitching, on the bottom of the ocean?
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A nervous wreck.
What lies, twitching, on the bottom of the ocean?
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A nervous wreck.
What's the definition of endless Love?Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
I'll let y'all determine the answer
Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles on a tennis court.
Did you hear about the guy admitted to UIHC last weekend with 24 miniature toy horses shoved up his rectum?
His condition is listed as stable.
His condition is listed as stable.
And…. I saw a pirate movie last night…. It was rated Arrrrrr…
Went to a handicap strip club the other day....
That place was crawling with pussy
That place was crawling with pussy
a polar bear walks into a bar and says i'll have a gin.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and tonic. bartender says whats with the big pause? polar bear says, i don't know, i've had them all my life.
Did you know pigeons die right after sex?
Well…at least the one I just fvcked did.
Well…at least the one I just fvcked did.
Know why you’ve never seen an elephant hiding in a tree?
They’re really good at it.
They’re really good at it.
There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can do math and those who cant.
Did you hear about the gay midget?
He came out of the cupboard..
I’ll be here all night..
He came out of the cupboard..
I’ll be here all night..
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
In that vein...
A little boy went trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. At the first house, the woman gave him candy and asked, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responded, "Under my buccan hat"
Two cannibals were eating over a fire.
One said, "I hate my mother-in-law"
The other, "Try some of the potatoes ".
One said, "I hate my mother-in-law"
The other, "Try some of the potatoes ".
