Bigfoot spotted in Colorado?

[The Tradition]

Bigfoot ‘spotted’ in Colorado in broad daylight — and it’s all on camera: ‘We’re convinced’

A couple on a romantic break in Colorado claims to have captured the mythological creature Bigfoot on camera, wandering on the side of a mountain before sitting down to rest.

nypost.com

 

[mustang_hawk]

Bigfoot ‘spotted’ in Colorado in broad daylight — and it’s all on camera: ‘We’re convinced’

A couple on a romantic break in Colorado claims to have captured the mythological creature Bigfoot on camera, wandering on the side of a mountain before sitting down to rest.

nypost.com

I think he’s squatting down to take a shit. It’s just a little on the crude side to snap a pic at that moment.

 

[IACub]

Had a bigfoot hunter talk to my Rotary club one time. They record "wood knocks" that the bigfoots (bigfeet?) apparently make to communicate. Literally just a random noise.

 

[mnole03]

Yeah, there are a surprising number of PNW transplants in Colorado.

 

[Funky Bunch]

What am I even looking at? I see a guy with sunglasses on

 

[seminoleed]

What am I even looking at? I see a guy with sunglasses on

Exactly; who knew the Sasquatch wore shades? Wonder what brand it wears?

 

[Brian_Fantana]

What am I even looking at? I see a guy with sunglasses on

That’s all I see as well. Seems to be wearing some camo style clothing to match the land he is likely hunting in

 

[3boysmom]

Sweet! I can try to get grainy footage of it next week and rent out our camper to people so they can look for it.

 

[Moral]

All I see is Jesus's face.

 

[HawkMachine]

I do see a resemblance.

That you Harry?

 

[Colonoscopy]

Yeah, there are a surprising number of PNW transplants in Colorado.

And they hang on to those early low res point and shoots forever

 

[The Tradition]

Bigfoot is probably headed for Boulder for the Colorado vs. Stanford game.

 

[Moral]

I did some digital enhancement and it does check out as a creature with a diet high in Slim Jim's.

 

[Scott559]

So this guy was out hiking wearing his shades and he had to take a shit?

 

[globalhawk]

Bigfoot ‘spotted’ in Colorado in broad daylight — and it’s all on camera: ‘We’re convinced’

A couple on a romantic break in Colorado claims to have captured the mythological creature Bigfoot on camera, wandering on the side of a mountain before sitting down to rest.

nypost.com

Was he wearing a lab coat?

 

[Moral]

Was he wearing a lab coat?

I don't think their people have labs, so it is just a coat.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Weird how when they die they disintegrate immediately so there's no body.

 

[globalhawk]

I don't think their people have labs, so it is just a coat.

That just HR speak.

 

[The Tradition]

Weird how when they die they disintegrate immediately so there's no body.

I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.gif

 

[Tom Paris]

Weird how when they die they disintegrate immediately so there's no body.

How many bear carcasses do we find?

 

[The Tradition]

How many bear carcasses do we find?

I see plenty of dead deer on the highways and byways of the south..... weird how Bigfoot never gets hit by a car.

 

[Tom Paris]

I see plenty of dead deer on the highways and byways of the south..... weird how Bigfoot never gets hit by a car.

I didn’t say deer.

 

[The Tradition]

I didn’t say deer.

Are you really suggesting no one has ever found a bear carcass?

 

[4ohs]

I am forced to sit and wonder why I’m reading a thread about Sasquatch.

I don’t know that answer. I say forced, but it’s really just an impulsive need to click on headline threads.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

Ghillie suit.

 

[hawkeye54545]

How many bear carcasses do we find?

I've never seen a live bear in Iowa.

 

[globalhawk]

I've never seen a live bear in Iowa.

That will probably change within 10 years.

 

[BustingNarratives]

Just visiting a dispensary … better pic of the beast just released by Boulder Police …

 

[jawatkins]

I've never seen a live bear in Iowa.

He’s just pretending he’s never been to a gay bar.

 

[SolarHawk]

Alright brotato chips, got a CSB for y’all. Back when I lived in Iowa, I worked with a dude who at the time was in his mid 40’s. Dude absolutely believed without a doubt big foot lived among us in the forests of the Midwest. When I asked why remains had never been found, without any hesitation he claimed that the living Bigfeet’s(sp?) consumed the remains. Nice guy, but dumber than fvck.

 

[globalhawk]

Alright brotato chips, got a CSB for y’all. Back when I lived in Iowa, I worked with a dude who at the time was in his mid 40’s. Dude absolutely believed without a doubt big foot lived among us in the forests of the Midwest. When I asked why remains had never been found, without any hesitation he claimed that the living Bigfeet’s(sp?) consumed the remains. Nice guy, but dumber than fvck.

We do the same thing in my family. Funerals are quite the event.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

How many bear carcasses do we find?

I saw one along the road in Wisconsin once…

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I've never seen a live bear in Iowa.

One in Dyersville this spring…caught on a Ring camera.

 

[Moral]

Alright brotato chips, got a CSB for y’all. Back when I lived in Iowa, I worked with a dude who at the time was in his mid 40’s. Dude absolutely believed without a doubt big foot lived among us in the forests of the Midwest. When I asked why remains had never been found, without any hesitation he claimed that the living Bigfeet’s(sp?) consumed the remains. Nice guy, but dumber than fvck.

Murders will love that pro tip.

 

[globalhawk]

One in Dyersville this spring…caught on a Ring camera.

Yep. They are coming. Black bear population in Wisconsin is growing at a very fast pace. Edit: Nearly 15,000 in Minnesota as well.

 

[jawatkins]

alright folks im taking a stand, Bigfoot is one Bigfoot, 2 Bigfoot would be Bigfoots.

 

[jawatkins]

Yep. They are coming. Black bear population in Wisconsin is growing at a very fast pace.

Replacing all of those white people moving to Europe.

 

[The Tradition]

alright folks im taking a stand, Bigfoot is one Bigfoot, 2 Bigfoot would be Bigfoots.

No, dude. It's bigfeet.

 

[globalhawk]

alright folks im taking a stand, Bigfoot is one Bigfoot, 2 Bigfoot would be Bigfoots.

Or is it Bigfeet?

 

[Tom Paris]

Are you really suggesting no one has ever found a bear carcass?

Death of a Bear - Katmai National Park & Preserve (U.S. National Park Service)

www.nps.gov

I’m saying they aren’t found often. They go off and die. Sasquatch most likely do the same. Here’s my take on them, they have been reported and written about for over a century. Native Americans believe they exist. Of the thousands of sightings over all these years, and you’re telling me all of those people were crackpots or tricked by people in gorilla suits?

People made the same types of excuses about aliens and now we know they’re out there. I also recommend reading the Missing 411 books. Start with the Western US. There are too many disappearances in there that weren’t caused by a human.