Carson claims he tried smoking a cigarette behind the gym in Jr. High...

[The Tradition]

.... none of Carson's friends remember this, so it's obviously not true.

 

[mstp1992]

.... none of Carson's friends remember this, so it's obviously not true.

Everybody knows, smokin' ain't allowed in school.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

.... none of Carson's friends remember this, so it's obviously not true.