Casual glances at waitresses with huge boobs thread

[lucas80]

So the wife and I are sitting at a bar tonight and the waitress has huge, bouncy boobs, and clearly is not wearing a bra. Just delightful, and I’m doing the standard married guy glance while moving my head move that I perfected at weddings, and my wife doesn’t say anything.
Do not get me started on the nipples. Knobs like an old time radio. The casual sideways look while moving the head is a hallmark of a good marriage.
I over tipped, of course.
CSB.

 

[The Tradition]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[QChawks]

 

[DooBi]

Booo

 

[THE_DEVIL]

When in your situation I usually blurt out Emerson Biggins in the house. The wife (no pics) will look and say “yep”. I continue to blatantly look and when we get home it’s no sex for me. Of course that is no different than any other night. So I got that going for me.

 

[BABiscuit]

I think it's just best to acknowledge the boobs so we both understand that I won't actually be paying attention to what she is saying.

 

[Kozisek]

Thread is fùcking useless without pics

 

[Fluffles]

I always wonder what type of panties the waitress is wearing. Maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about yet.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Jesus, at least give us the name of the bar and a fairly detailed description of this bartender so some of us can do some recon!!

 

[BelemNole]

Yeah, my wife and I would have discussed that. I think it’s weird that you all didn’t.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

So the wife and I are sitting at a bar tonight and the waitress has huge, bouncy boobs, and clearly is not wearing a bra. Just delightful, and I’m doing the standard married guy glance while moving my head move that I perfected at weddings, and my wife doesn’t say anything.
Do not get me started on the nipples. Knobs like an old time radio. The casual sideways look while moving the head is a hallmark of a good marriage.
I over tipped, of course.
CSB.

No pics?

Wood not.

 

[torbee]

 

[millah_22]

So the wife and I are sitting at a bar tonight and the waitress has huge, bouncy boobs, and clearly is not wearing a bra. Just delightful, and I’m doing the standard married guy glance while moving my head move that I perfected at weddings, and my wife doesn’t say anything.
Do not get me started on the nipples. Knobs like an old time radio. The casual sideways look while moving the head is a hallmark of a good marriage.
I over tipped, of course.
CSB.

you're a bastard.

 

[EpenesaEpenesa]

I typically just take out my phone and do the “who keeps calling me?!” routine, but I’m actually snapping a photo

 

[lucas80]

Yeah, my wife and I would have discussed that. I think it’s weird that you all didn’t.

This is what old people do. We quietly sit at dinner without discussing the boobs on the waitress.

 

[lucas80]

I typically just take out my phone and do the “who keeps calling me?!” routine, but I’m actually snapping a photo

Make sure to turn off the sound first. That “click”, sound is hard to explain without the fake cough and cover move.

 

[lucas80]

Jesus, at least give us the name of the bar and a fairly detailed description of this bartender so some of us can do some recon!!

The Hilltop in Stevens Point, WI. she was 20-22, and had big, bouncy boobs. She had a mask over her face, but seemed pleasant enough. Wearing yoga pants, and a decent back door.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I had a waitress in Paris that my wife said, “I’d be mad, but I’d understand if you left me for her.” I played it off but she was remarkable.

That’s all I got.

 

[StormHawk42]

 

[theVoicefromtheTomb]

So the wife and I are sitting at a bar tonight and the waitress has huge, bouncy boobs, and clearly is not wearing a bra. Just delightful, and I’m doing the standard married guy glance while moving my head move that I perfected at weddings, and my wife doesn’t say anything.
Do not get me started on the nipples. Knobs like an old time radio. The casual sideways look while moving the head is a hallmark of a good marriage.
I over tipped, of course.
CSB.

I always tell my wife “You’ll know I’m not looking when someone tells you, We are sorry for your loss”

Even then I’m not certain

 

[noleclone2]

Saving the world, one thread at a time

 

[mnole03]

Saving the world, one thread at a time

What is going on with the teeth of the girl in the second pic?

 

[noleclone2]

What is going on with the teeth of the girl in the second pic?

Lipstick on the teeth I suspect...and what is wrong with you! You clearly have not hit my age where just about any female 20-35 is a total smoke show.

 

[BelemNole]

This is what old people do. We quietly sit at dinner without discussing the boobs on the waitress.

Dude, we’re not young.

 

[mnole03]

Lipstick on the teeth I suspect...and what is wrong with you! You clearly have not hit my age where just about any female 20-35 is a total smoke show.

Granted I’m high, but I’m pretty sure she has half baby teeth.

 

[Hawkeye_311]

 

[FSUTribe76]

 

[theVoicefromtheTomb]

Is this a wouldja?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Two things...

My wife doesn't complain when I comment on other's looks. ( I don't say look at those cans)

I always wonder what type of panties the waitress is wearing. Maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about yet.

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Will Ferrel's soon to be ex-wife was smoking in that movie. Him working on the car while drinking PBR scene, she was FAP work for many of college students.

Women of this board, I love you. Please feel free to denigrate or sexualize men. Just not OP or this guy

 

[pink shizzle]

OP.. why you do this to us?!

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Is this a wouldja?

She's like the Great Value Brand Nikki Glaser.

 

[h-hawk]

 

[JupiterHawk]

 

[Tenacious E]

So the wife and I are sitting at a bar tonight and the waitress has huge, bouncy boobs, and clearly is not wearing a bra. Just delightful, and I’m doing the standard married guy glance while moving my head move that I perfected at weddings, and my wife doesn’t say anything.
Do not get me started on the nipples. Knobs like an old time radio. The casual sideways look while moving the head is a hallmark of a good marriage.
I over tipped, of course.
CSB.

Let me try to save this shit show. here is the facebook site of the place https://www.facebook.com/hilltoppubandgrill
Is your server pictured as of july 24th? Closest one would be the one with the brewer's glove over her heart.

 

[iahawks10]

Is she pictured? Maybe the one with the Brewer’s logo on her left chest?

 

[iahawks10]

Let me try to save this shit show. here is the facebook site of the place https://www.facebook.com/hilltoppubandgrill
Is your server pictured as of july 24th? Closest one would be the one with the brewer's glove over her heart.

Great minds.......

 

[Tenacious E]

Great minds.......

I didn't include those because the next most recent pic was in 2018, and I figured that since the staff look like college kids there would have been turnover...

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Mrs. D is typically the one to call Ol' Doodle's attention to such matters....usually with some extremely subtle comment like "Jesus Christ!" or "holy shit!"

 

[Hendy hawk]

What is going on with the teeth of the girl in the second pic?

You're looking at her teeth? ;>)

 

[torbee]

Mrs. D is typically the one to call Ol' Doodle's attention to such matters....usually with some extremely subtle comment like "Jesus Christ!" or "holy shit!"

Mrs. Torbee has even been known to exclaim “Look at the fun bags on that hose hound!”