Hi folks. This is your president Donald J trump. I'd like you to be the first to know about the commemorative presidential blankets and shawls that I will be issuing. They're just like the real ones I use in the oval office, when it's 40° or so outside and I need a blanket across my lap and a shawl across my shoulders to stay warm in the oval office. They're now available to the General Public for a mere $89.95 for the shawl and $109.95 for the blanket. They're just like the real ones I use in the oval office when the temperature drops to an Arctic bone chilling 40° outside. You can either use them in your trailer to stay warm, or perhaps put them on the mantle above your wood burning stove. They'll look great next to your cheap Golden Chinese sneakers, fake bible, and comic book trading cards. Maybe even a collector's item. They're available in 26 colors, but we're only going to ship the red ones ( my and my love buddy Putins fav color). And they're made in China, so you know the quality is high. And remember, any money spent on these collector items it's going to go to one of my 17 legal defense funds. So use part of this month's welfare or ADC check to invest in one of these wonderful items. I'll be glad you did.
