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confession that should get your Iowa card revoked

since we are confessing...I accidentally deleted my @Moral original of drunk Birch on a pile of Miller Lite cans.
I think you should commission a new one. Basically the same one you have now except with the hawk chugging (or maybe butt chugging?) a miller lite
 
Someone can toss my dead body over a bridge to be eaten by a Quad City catfish for this...... But Hayden Fry did not make white pants cool.

This guy did.

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About every fifth year, I forget that I hate it and we go for a day. Funnel cake makes that mistake tolerable.



My dad and grandparents are proud east siders but I am not. I don't know what "walk the fence" is.



I hate you. That is all. :D But seriously, I hate you.
“Walking the fence” is an east side tradition at Fair time....don’t have money to access the Fair?....you “walked the fence line” looking for a hole in the fence....and accessed it that way. ;)
I worked with a lot of “east siders” in my day....
 
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“Walking the fence” is an east side tradition at Fair time....don’t have money to access the Fair?....you “walked the fence line” looking for a hole in the fence....and accessed it that way. ;)
I worked with a lot of “east siders” in my day....

I've heard of that but didn't realize it had a name.
 
If you don’t have friends, relatives, or business, Iowa doesn’t have a single thing worth visiting.

Yeah I said it.
Spend a day at the Maquoketa Caves and hit up Codfish Hollow that evening for a show. That's a pretty fun day and could be worth a drive. Of course, the only time I've done this lately is with friends and relatives;)
 
Spend a day at the Maquoketa Caves and hit up Codfish Hollow that evening for a show. That's a pretty fun day and could be worth a drive. Of course, the only time I've done this lately is with friends and relatives;)

I’ve been there a long time ago, but Iowa doesn’t offer many - if any - things other states don’t already have.
 
The Farming Mafia pisses me off. Probably not enough to get my card revoked unless you ask them. P-s. Not farmers in general but the one's that gang together and think they rule the earth. Iowa is full of them.
 
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