Cop turns to adult movies...

[beanerhawk]

I think I've seen this one!

A police officer has resigned after it emerged that she’d been working as a porn star to make ends meet.

Shannon Lofland performed in half a dozen sex scenes before Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office in Colorado discovered her side gig.

The 44-year-old – who ran the department’s driving academy – said rising debt, high interest rates and spiralling costs left her needing extra money.

She didn’t inform her employer and resigned last week after 21 years of service.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/09/cop-resigns-moonlighting-pornstar-pay-500-000-bills-22153491/

 

[hawksense]

She’s arresting.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

who exactly on the force found this and was he on duty while watching porn?

 

[QChawks]

Link?

 

[Thunderlips71]

Wood let her use the baton on me

 

[ottumwan in tx]

she ran the driving academy? that explains all males signing up for it, and no females

 

[OILCHECKER]

21 yrs of service? At least she can continue servicing the community

 

[NDallasRuss]

"The mother’s financial worries began last June when a storm left her home with $500,000 of damage that she said the insurance company wouldn’t cover.

Rising interest rates later tripled her mortgage on top of which she had to contend with increasing utility, gas and food costs."

This seems like some BS. If the first statement is true, the second statement can't possibly be true. Rising interests rates wouldn't triple a mortgage for a house worth at least $500k. Unless I'm missing something.

 

[QChawks]

Link?

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

"The mother’s financial worries began last June when a storm left her home with $500,000 of damage that she said the insurance company wouldn’t cover.

Rising interest rates later tripled her mortgage on top of which she had to contend with increasing utility, gas and food costs."

This seems like some BS. If the first statement is true, the second statement can't possibly be true. Rising interests rates wouldn't triple a mortgage for a house worth at least $500k. Unless I'm missing something.

You are watching this for the accuracy of the plot?

 

[NDallasRuss]

You are watching this for the accuracy of the plot?

I need a certain level of realism!

I did scan for a link or stage name first but, seeing none, decided to criticize the article's accuracy.

 

[Old_wrestling_fan]

You are watching this for the accuracy of the plot?

Hey, be nice to NDRuss, he's one of the good ones. It's not his fault that he is the only one paying attention to the details here. But seriously...how do you have a mortgage and no home insurance? Don't the lenders require that?

 

[abby97]

I think I've seen this one!

A police officer has resigned after it emerged that she’d been working as a porn star to make ends meet.

Shannon Lofland performed in half a dozen sex scenes before Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office in Colorado discovered her side gig.

The 44-year-old – who ran the department’s driving academy – said rising debt, high interest rates and spiralling costs left her needing extra money.

She didn’t inform her employer and resigned last week after 21 years of service.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/09/cop-resigns-moonlighting-pornstar-pay-500-000-bills-22153491/

I guess the local Starbucks didn't have any openings.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Hey, be nice to NDRuss, he's one of the good ones. It's not his fault that he is the only one paying attention to the details here. But seriously...how do you have a mortgage and no home insurance? Don't the lenders require that?

Thanks for that!

I was thinking, maybe she had homeowners insurance, but not flood insurance, and the storm resulted in flash flooding that caused the damage? She she had insurance, but not the "right" kind, and they wouldn't pay?

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Hey, be nice to NDRuss, he's one of the good ones. It's not his fault that he is the only one paying attention to the details here. But seriously...how do you have a mortgage and no home insurance? Don't the lenders require that?

florida and texas have insurance companies pulling out and not writing any longer, I dunno about Colorado. yes, I said "pulling out"

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Thanks for that!

I was thinking, maybe she had homeowners insurance, but not flood insurance, and the storm resulted in flash flooding that caused the damage? She she had insurance, but not the "right" kind, and they wouldn't pay?

in texas no floods are covered , by insurance, but FEMA covers it, the feds

 

[NDallasRuss]

Follow up - my very quick, high level internet search says this is her house:

8,300 sq ft, $1.5M

She's done more than 6 porns.

28205 County Road 105, Ramah, CO 80832 | Zillow

28205 County Road 105, Ramah CO, is a Single Family home that contains 8317 sq ft and was built in 1999.It contains 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms.This home last sold for $950,000 in July 2019. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $1,519,700, which has increased by $41,571 in the last 30...

www.zillow.com

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Follow up - my very quick, high level internet search says this is her house:

8,300 sq ft, $1.5M

She's done more than 6 porns.

28205 County Road 105, Ramah, CO 80832 | Zillow

28205 County Road 105, Ramah CO, is a Single Family home that contains 8317 sq ft and was built in 1999.It contains 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms.This home last sold for $950,000 in July 2019. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $1,519,700, which has increased by $41,571 in the last 30...

www.zillow.com

nice house, but couldn't she just sell it and move?

 

[McLovin32]

I think I've seen this one!

A police officer has resigned after it emerged that she’d been working as a porn star to make ends meet.

Shannon Lofland performed in half a dozen sex scenes before Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office in Colorado discovered her side gig.

The 44-year-old – who ran the department’s driving academy – said rising debt, high interest rates and spiralling costs left her needing extra money.

She didn’t inform her employer and resigned last week after 21 years of service.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/09/cop-resigns-moonlighting-pornstar-pay-500-000-bills-22153491/

 

[Tenacious E]

Follow up - my very quick, high level internet search says this is her house:

8,300 sq ft, $1.5M

She's done more than 6 porns.

28205 County Road 105, Ramah, CO 80832 | Zillow

28205 County Road 105, Ramah CO, is a Single Family home that contains 8317 sq ft and was built in 1999.It contains 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms.This home last sold for $950,000 in July 2019. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $1,519,700, which has increased by $41,571 in the last 30...

www.zillow.com

A cop owned this place prior to doing porn?

 

[ericram]

"Arapahoe" any one get as funny? Anyone? Beuler?

 

[NDallasRuss]

A cop owned this place prior to doing porn?

At least according to voter registration records, yes.

Could be more than one Shannon Lofland, but the name and age match.

https://voterrecords.com/voter/2528603/shannon-lofland

 

[Old_wrestling_fan]

florida and texas have insurance companies pulling out and not writing any longer, I dunno about Colorado. yes, I said "pulling out"

Understood. ^^ But if I am an investor (lender) here...I still want sufficient insurance in place...of some kind. It could be collateral, or whatever, but people that finance big loans are not known for just "trusting" that the lendee will repay.

 

[lucas80]

I think I've seen this one!

A police officer has resigned after it emerged that she’d been working as a porn star to make ends meet.

Shannon Lofland performed in half a dozen sex scenes before Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office in Colorado discovered her side gig.

The 44-year-old – who ran the department’s driving academy – said rising debt, high interest rates and spiralling costs left her needing extra money.

She didn’t inform her employer and resigned last week after 21 years of service.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/09/cop-resigns-moonlighting-pornstar-pay-500-000-bills-22153491/

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

My house after 6 porns...

...must be my co star...

 

[torbee]

I think I've seen this one!

A police officer has resigned after it emerged that she’d been working as a porn star to make ends meet.

Shannon Lofland performed in half a dozen sex scenes before Arapahoe County Sheriff’s Office in Colorado discovered her side gig.

The 44-year-old – who ran the department’s driving academy – said rising debt, high interest rates and spiralling costs left her needing extra money.

She didn’t inform her employer and resigned last week after 21 years of service.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/09/cop-resigns-moonlighting-pornstar-pay-500-000-bills-22153491/

It’s not my debt that’s rising!

 

[torbee]

"The mother’s financial worries began last June when a storm left her home with $500,000 of damage that she said the insurance company wouldn’t cover.

Rising interest rates later tripled her mortgage on top of which she had to contend with increasing utility, gas and food costs."

This seems like some BS. If the first statement is true, the second statement can't possibly be true. Rising interests rates wouldn't triple a mortgage for a house worth at least $500k. Unless I'm missing something.

It’s impolite to say she is addicted to dong

 

[torbee]

Hey, be nice to NDRuss, he's one of the good ones. It's not his fault that he is the only one paying attention to the details here. But seriously...how do you have a mortgage and no home insurance? Don't the lenders require that?

How does a cop afford a home that can sustain a half-million in damage? 🤷‍♂️

 

[tarheelbybirth]

You are watching this for the accuracy of the plot?

His dad read Playboy...like read Playboy.

 

[Aardvark86]

His dad read Playboy...like read Playboy.

This is why I nominated you for poty

 

[tarheelbybirth]

This seems like some BS. If the first statement is true, the second statement can't possibly be true. Rising interests rates wouldn't triple a mortgage for a house worth at least $500k. Unless I'm missing something.

Could be insurance and property taxes that were part of the mortgage payment.

 

[Tenacious E]

Could be insurance and property taxes that were part of the mortgage payment.

It does seem off but if she had some kind of ARM which adjusted, that could have been a factor as well, if the house was purchased in 2019 before interest rates went up.

 

[NDallasRuss]

It does seem off but if she had some kind of ARM which adjusted, that could have been a factor as well, if the house was purchased in 2019 before interest rates went up.

You think it could've been some kind of interest-only loan, with a variable interest rate, so at the end of the 5 years, not only did the interest rate go up, but she also had to start paying on the principal?

That could explain how a cop teaching drivers ed to other cops afforded a $1.5M house - she was only paying interest each month.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Follow up - my very quick, high level internet search says this is her house:

8,300 sq ft, $1.5M

She's done more than 6 porns.

28205 County Road 105, Ramah, CO 80832 | Zillow

28205 County Road 105, Ramah CO, is a Single Family home that contains 8317 sq ft and was built in 1999.It contains 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms.This home last sold for $950,000 in July 2019. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $1,519,700, which has increased by $41,571 in the last 30...

www.zillow.com

For research purposes only, any idea what her porn name was?

 

[jellyfish10]

You think it could've been some kind of interest-only loan, with a variable interest rate, so at the end of the 5 years, not only did the interest rate go up, but she also had to start paying on the principal?

That could explain how a cop teaching drivers ed to other cops afforded a $1.5M house - she was only paying interest each month.

Can you dickworms forget about the goddamn insurance and provide more pitchers or more info for research purposes only?

 

[Tenacious E]

For research purposes only, any idea what her porn name was?

I did a little research. I was expecting gross boobs based on how fake things look with a shirt on, but I was pleasantly surprised. If you google her real name the porn name comes up. I forget what it was.

 

[SweatPantsStiffy]

I did a little research. I was expecting gross boobs based on how fake things look with a shirt on, but I was pleasantly surprised. If you google her real name the porn name comes up. I forget what it was.

Lady lorreign, since none of you other buttholes would share.

 

[Derekd3408]

Can you dickworms forget about the goddamn insurance and provide more pitchers or more info for research purposes only?

 

[ICWestfan]

Follow up - my very quick, high level internet search says this is her house:

8,300 sq ft, $1.5M

She's done more than 6 porns.

28205 County Road 105, Ramah, CO 80832 | Zillow

28205 County Road 105, Ramah CO, is a Single Family home that contains 8317 sq ft and was built in 1999.It contains 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms.This home last sold for $950,000 in July 2019. The Zestimate for this Single Family is $1,519,700, which has increased by $41,571 in the last 30...

www.zillow.com

Very good find! If you notice in the OP, the pic on the right has her in a selfie, and she is indeed in a log cabin.

Nominated for PostOTY.

(I also noticed she has dials on her radio).

 

[TDJ7]

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