Crazy, but maybe true?

[DirtyJohns97]

The evidence is starting to pile up that aliens are real and have visited. The government is slowly loosening the carburetor on the evidence, which honestly I think is smart, to avoid panic.

Now I'm hearing that the reason that they are here is because of energy, they are running out. They want to actually farm humans for their green energy needs. And apparently Biden and his team are over a barrel about this because we can't exactly say no due to their overwhelming firepower.

So, Biden is complying, but asking the aliens to target only Republicans. No idea if this is true, but it comes from a pretty solid source.

 

[pocha444444]

I'll need @Hawk_82 to confirm

 

[fsu1jreed]

I'll need @Hawk_82 to confirm

Fvcking facts

 

[Funky Bunch]

We need to build a space wall

 

[torbee]

The evidence is starting to pile up that aliens are real and have visited. The government is slowly loosening the carburetor on the evidence, which honestly I think is smart, to avoid panic.

Now I'm hearing that the reason that they are here is because of energy, they are running out. They want to actually farm humans for their green energy needs. And apparently Biden and his team are over a barrel about this because we can't exactly say no due to their overwhelming firepower.

So, Biden is complying, but asking the aliens to target only Republicans. No idea if this is true, but it comes from a pretty solid source.

 

[jasonrann]

 

[win4jj]

Well I’ll be damned. I knew it!!

 

[McLovin32]

 

[thewop]

Don't worry, the government has secretly been building an advanced defense plasma field that will provide protection for the entire earth in the event of an invasion. The lab is rumored to be deep inside the Andes in South America.

A former NSA operative is in hiding in Africa and is supposedly creating a video to tell us all about it.

True story

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Get off Reddit

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Get off Reddit

That's fine, just put your head in the sand. I'm just saying that even if there's only a 50% chance this is true, we need to make sure everyone gets to the polls and votes Trump in November. Our lives might literally depend on it!

 

[fsu1jreed]

That's fine, just put your head in the sand. I'm just saying that even if there's only a 50% chance this is true, we need to make sure everyone gets to the polls and votes Trump in November. Our lives might literally depend on it!

This is how you troll @Hawk_82