Crime Poll

[DirtyJohns97]

What crimes have you committed. Votes will be public.

 

[Moral]

Not today, officer.

 

[thewop]

You forgot the all of the above option

 

[DirtyJohns97]

You forgot the all of the above option

You can select all that apply

 

[goldmom]

None of the above?

 

[hawkeye54545]

I murdered OP's mom's vagina.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

yes

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

None of the above?

Prude 😉

 

[BrianNole777]

I've been arrested twice; both times for marijuana possession.

One time was in high school and another time was almost 20 years ago about 1 mile from my house. I was smoking weed on a Friday night while driving without a headlight even though there were cops everywhere. It wasn't my finest moment.

I don't smoke weed anymore and it's legal now. Go figure.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I've been arrested twice; both times for marijuana possession.

One time was in high school and another time was almost 20 years ago about 1 mile from my house. I was smoking weed on a Friday night while driving without a headlight even though there were cops everywhere. It wasn't my finest moment.

I don't smoke weed anymore and it's legal now. Go figure.

I see a sprinkling of fraud in there

 

[BrianNole777]

I see a sprinkling of fraud in there

I cheated on my taxes while on unemployment in 2013 so that's fraud.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I cheated on my taxes while on unemployment in 2013 so that's fraud.

**** yeah it is bro

 

[Moral]

I cheated on my taxes while on unemployment in 2013 so that's fraud.

I'm glad you found the church.

 

[BrianNole777]

I'm glad you found the church.

I was dirt poor and owed the IRS $12,000 in back taxes.

I paid it all back.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I'm glad you found the church.

Tax free

 

[goldmom]

Prude 😉

I know. To this day I’d be scared my Dad would find out and I’d be grounded for three months. 😳

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Minor traffic offenses. Did some pot brownies 40 years ago at a bachelor party. It was actually to celebrate his divorce and return to the fold. We thought it might catch on but, alas.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I speed when I drive and I have used weed in states where it is still illegal (for stupid evangelical and alcohol industry reasons).

 

[funksouljon]

I speed when I drive and I have used weed in states where it is still illegal (for stupid evangelical and alcohol industry reasons).

All of this. AND I have transported legal drugs (CO weed) to Utah before it was legal for my brother. As well as alcohol. So I guess bootlegging should be on the list as well.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Are you talking ever or regularly now? Everyone, except Goldy apparently, has things in their past.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Are we supposed to believe that 5% of us have never committed a traffic offense?

And 60% of us have never crossed the line with alcohol.

 

[Moral]

Are we supposed to believe that 5% of us have never committed a traffic offense?

10 and 2 isn't just recommended in my car, it's a way of life.

 

[OrlandNole]

I murdered OP's mom's vagina.

That's not crime, that's charity.

 

[gohawks50]

Are we supposed to believe that 5% of us have never committed a traffic offense?

And 60% of us have never crossed the line with alcohol.

I need to change my vote on alcohol and drugs(pot). For some reason when I voted last night I thought it meant something you've actually been charged with.