Do We Need Corn Ribbed Condoms?

[ThorneStockton]

Especially here in the midwest, how are you going to compete with this?

 

[Tmiller99]

Yes. Yes we do.

 

[McLovin32]

Corn dicks lol

 

[Nat Algren]

I'm curious how you...ahem...stumbled across this topic.

 

[naturalmwa]

That’s got to be a bitch to clean.

 

[QChawks]

I’d imagine many women tried the real thing prior to going rubber

 

[pink shizzle]

Butter as lube then?

 

[torbee]

Butter as lube then?

With a little pepper for zest

 

[Funky Bunch]

What is a condom?

 

[pink shizzle]

What is a condom?

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, a condom is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era

 

[ThorneStockton]

At least most of us can beat the corn dick in length.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

I’d imagine many women tried the real thing prior to going rubber

Thought the same thing. Especially those lonely farmer’s daughters we keep hearing about.

 

[millah_22]

Especially here in the midwest, how are you going to compete with this?

Omg I puked a little.

 

[SoProudNole]

Got mine stuck in a wood chipper years ago and have had scar tissue like that since.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Shucks I’m feelin’ corny!!!