Do you believe in miracles?

[seminole97]

 

[Finance85]

I believe in the miracles of knowledge and common sense.

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

*venomous

 

[Flie]

I remember watching a documentary about whacko churches playing with venomous snakes. We watched a clip of a "preacher" speaking in tongues (complete with redneck accent) while moving a deadly snake from hand to hand. I made a comment that I bet that this kind of nonsense is happening somewhere near us. They flashed the city they were in on the screen and it was about an hour away.

I also bet that just about everyone in that church thinks they have mastered common sense.

 

[Sharky1203]

 

[Bonerfarts]

I believe in Miracle Whip.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Snake handling fundies are the best.

 

[IACub]

"I still believe in the healing power of God!" as he bleeds from his eyes.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[NDallasRuss]

Snake handling fundies are the best.

If I ever got an invite to go check out a snake-handling church service, I'd definitely go.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

If I ever got an invite to go check out a snake-handling church service, I'd definitely go.

Would make me cringe the entire time.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Would make me cringe the entire time.

I'd spend the whole time rooting for the snakes.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

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Shit like that is why I don’t go to church.

I thought Christians were supposed to know snakes are bad, especially those that talk or bite.

 

[h-hawk]

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

Honestly, a more impressive ear wound than Trump.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

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Did the pastor decide after all to go trust the doctors God sent to heal?

 

[seminoleed]

Did the pastor decide after all to go trust the doctors God sent to heal?

 

[TJ8869]

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I remember watching a documentary about whacko churches playing with venomous snakes. We watched a clip of a "preacher" speaking in tongues (complete with redneck accent) while moving a deadly snake from hand to hand. I made a comment that I bet that this kind of nonsense is happening somewhere near us. They flashed the city they were in on the screen and it was about an hour away.

I also bet that just about everyone in that church thinks they have mastered common sense.

Hell the White House faith advisor, who has an office in the White House, speaks in tongues. The nutbags have found their way into the Oval Office (obvious statement of the year I know).