Do you use an Android phone? Women think you're unattractive...

[ConvenientParking]

That's assuming he didn't blow all of his money on an inferior product, just to look attractive.

Also, get a puppy. I've never had a woman approach and ask to pet my Android or Apple products. Now a puppy? They lose their shit

How do you recycle it when it gets too big to be a puppy? Are there people who adopt fully grown dogs from bachelors?

 

[millah_22]

a lot of android copium in this thread 🤣

 

[jasonrann]

Looks like my anti-iPhone stance is working out just fine.

 

[ConvenientParking]

a lot of android copium in this thread 🤣

I wouldn't put those goddamn trendy earbuds in Hellen Keller's ears

#cheugyreferencefriday

 

[fredjr82]

I wouldn't put those goddamn trendy earbuds in Hellen Keller's ears

#cheugyreferencefriday