Florida is down to two dry counties. As pointed out in the comments, they are the two least populated counties in Florida.
Tell your wife to be prepared to be donked tomorrow morning while your at the office.What a donk question runky.
Donkey punch his dadTell your wife to be prepared to be donked tomorrow morning while your at the office.
You can buy hard liquor in Gas Stations in Iowa. Actually, you can buy quality wiskey, bourbon, and scotch in Gas Stations in Iowa. I bought a bottle of Blanton's at a Kum and GO Thanksgiving weekend. Also in Iowa there are drive-up cocktail stands and cocktails to go. Iowa hasn't had dry counties in decasdes. Iowa has had sunday liquor sales since 1973. Now you can buy a bottle of jack at the quick trip on Sunday morning at 8:01 AM.Florida is down to two dry counties. As pointed out in the comments, they are the two least populated counties in Florida.
And if there's no game, we drink and driveWin or lose, we still booze.
Bullshit they’re all closet drinkersSioux county probably as dry as you're going to get.
Oklahoma obviously underreports.
In Heaven there is no beer.Win or lose, we still booze.
I think Oklahoma is one of those states that you can only get low point beer.Oklahoma obviously underreports.
You'll be safe Casey's doesn't let him go home for lunch.Tell your wife to be prepared to be donked tomorrow morning while your at the office.
I got s*** faced in Sioux Center the night before RAGBRAI started once. I’m not sure if it was 1988 or not. I think they’ve started there several times, but it was around that year. There were a few bars downtown, and I vaguely remember staggering back to the campground at Dordt.I remember rolling into Sioux Center (Sioux County) for the start of RAGBRAI in 1988 and rode around looking for a bar. None to be found in town. No beer in the convenient stores. Had to ride outside of town to get a beer. That place was packed. State of Iowa does not allow dry counties anymore.
I’ve posted this before, but the night before the Cap One game with the Tate to Holloway catch I was in Southern Indiana and wanted some beers. This was NYE, and I drove to a WalGreens, poked around the coolers, then walked up to the counter to ask where the beer was. I might as well have asked the lady where the child pornography was at. She sputtered out, “We don’t sell alcohol here”.It was actually quite a shock to go to the grocery store in other states and find out you couldn’t get liquor.
No restrictions on mouthwash or vanilla extract.
All their favorite bars are in the next county over.Bullshit they’re all closet drinkers
Liberty and Lafayette were also the last two counties to be COVID free.Florida is down to two dry counties. As pointed out in the comments, they are the two least populated counties in Florida.
Lol. The Dutch up there are all closet alcoholics. Fridges in the shop stocked full. They come down to LeMars or Sioux City to load up on alcohol because they don't want to be seen buying alcohol local.Sioux county probably as dry as you're going to get.
In a lot of your more Southerly states you don't need a map to know when you are at the county line. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing... Then, boom! Liquor store, liquor store, liquor store...The county where I went to college my first year, in southern Georgia, only allowed beer & wine sales in the stores. If you wanted liquor, you had to drive, from the dorm, 8.7 miles down a 2 lane road that went from the sticks to deeper into the sticks. The property line where the liquor store was located was adjacent to the county line for the next county.
There was pretty much a mutual agreement between all of the students that you spread the word if you were making a booze run so others could place their orders.
In a lot of your more Southerly states you don't need a map to know when you are at the county line. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing... Then, boom! Liquor store, liquor store, liquor store...
They come down to LeMars or Sioux City to load up on alcohol because they don't want to be seen buying alcohol local.
You can buy hard liquor in Gas Stations in Iowa. Actually, you can buy quality wiskey, bourbon, and scotch in Gas Stations in Iowa. I bought a bottle of Blanton's at a Kum and GO Thanksgiving weekend. Also in Iowa there are drive-up cocktail stands and cocktails to go. Iowa hasn't had dry counties in decasdes. Iowa has had sunday liquor sales since 1973. Now you can buy a bottle of jack at the quick trip on Sunday morning at 8:01 AM.
The booze was a nice cherry on top, but the real draw was your wife's giving nature and skill at blowies.I'd like to think we were socially popular, but when we lived in the South we lived in a wet county (It was the state capital after all), but two of the adjacent counties were dry. We got a lot of calls on Saturday afternoons asking if we could come to a cook out, and, can you stop at County Line Liquors and get...