Don, I guess that I have just been flat out busy. Sorry. Maybe some of my foolish friends will want to contribute?

[TheCainer]

Are you going to activate your Trump Life Membership?



I just got off the phone with GOP Leadership - when I asked them if YOU had stepped up, they informed me that they hadn’t heard from you in a while. Is this true? (yes)

You were one of the Patriots I have always been able to count on - no matter what the Left-wing media and SOCIALIST SQUAD throw at me - which is why I’ve decided to hold your spot on the roster open until midnight tonight. (Let me check my watch. Does this take into consideration the Daylight Savings Time time switch? Am I already too late?)

We only do this for my TOP supporters, like YOU, so please do not share this very exclusive offer with ANYONE. (oops. Sorry.)

Please contribute $45 or more by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to become an Official 2022 Trump Life Member. >>

2022 TRUMP LIFE MEMBERSHIP
SUPPORTER: XXXX
MEMBERSHIP STATUS: PENDING
DEADLINE: 11:59 PM TONIGHT
CONTRIBUTE NOW >>

I can’t tell you enough how important you are to our movement, XXXX. We cannot take back the House and Senate Majorities in 2022, and then the WHITE HOUSE in 2024 without you on the team.

Please contribute $45 or more IMMEDIATELY to activate your Official 2022 Trump Life Membership and get your name on the roster.

Thank you,


Donald J. Trump
CONTRIBUTE NOW >>

 

[Moral]

I missed out on the open enrollment for the Official 2021 Trump Life Membership. Not going to miss out this year.

 

[clowns-_-jokers]

 

[lucas80]

That seems very exclusive, and $45 is such a fair amount of money to save America. I’d hate to lose my spot to someone like Goldy. What comes with the membership? The chance to donate more money at a later date?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Wtf is an annual life membership?

 

[TheCainer]

Wtf is an annual life membership?

I think it involves something about giving up your first male child...or your left testicle at the minimum.

Not certain, though.

I'm not into The Cult.

 

[TJ8869]

That seems very exclusive, and $45 is such a fair amount of money to save America. I’d hate to lose my spot to someone like Goldy. What comes with the membership? The chance to donate more money at a later date?

It’s a pretty amazing deal when you think about it. I can save America for $45 and buy Tulsi Gabbard for $59.95. That’s a mere $104.95 to accomplish all my political objectives.

‘Merica!

 

[BlIIlken2]

Something Vladimir would do with the right resources

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

At a minimum I hope my Trump Life membership comes with a year’s supply of Big Macs, two My Pillows, spray on tan, ivermectin and exclusive emails about shit Hillary did in 2014. I can’t wait!

In all seriousness I hope reasonable people on both sides of the aisle look at this as the snake oil exploitation it is. He is directly preying on the infomercial watching, prosperity gospel believing subset of America that unfortunately lacks the ability to reason.

 

[noleclone2]

Imagine reading that…and reaching for your wallet to whip out your credit card and sign up. And now take that incredible fact and realize hundreds of thousands of people probably did…

Pretty amazing.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Imagine reading that…and reaching for your wallet to whip out your credit card and sign up. And now take that incredible fact and realize hundreds of thousands of people probably did…

Pretty amazing.

Wonder how many here on HROT did?
While claiming they “don’t really like Trump” and “wish the left would stop bringing him up.”

 

[NoleATL]

That seems very exclusive, and $45 is such a fair amount of money to save America

You missed the "OR MORE" part. Much like heaven, there are vip sections and the more you give the more "Life" you get out of your Life Membership.

 

[pjhawk]

Are you going to activate your Trump Life Membership?



I just got off the phone with GOP Leadership - when I asked them if YOU had stepped up, they informed me that they hadn’t heard from you in a while. Is this true? (yes)

You were one of the Patriots I have always been able to count on - no matter what the Left-wing media and SOCIALIST SQUAD throw at me - which is why I’ve decided to hold your spot on the roster open until midnight tonight. (Let me check my watch. Does this take into consideration the Daylight Savings Time time switch? Am I already too late?)

We only do this for my TOP supporters, like YOU, so please do not share this very exclusive offer with ANYONE. (oops. Sorry.)

Please contribute $45 or more by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to become an Official 2022 Trump Life Member. >>

2022 TRUMP LIFE MEMBERSHIP
SUPPORTER: XXXX
MEMBERSHIP STATUS: PENDING
DEADLINE: 11:59 PM TONIGHT
CONTRIBUTE NOW >>

I can’t tell you enough how important you are to our movement, XXXX. We cannot take back the House and Senate Majorities in 2022, and then the WHITE HOUSE in 2024 without you on the team.

Please contribute $45 or more IMMEDIATELY to activate your Official 2022 Trump Life Membership and get your name on the roster.

Thank you,


Donald J. Trump
CONTRIBUTE NOW >>

Oh it would be great if armies of those people descended on Mar-a-Lago in their 20 yr old rusted out pickups to enjoy the fruits of their "membership".

 

[IA_HAWKI]

. What comes with the membership? The chance to donate more money at a later date?

they got you covered.

There will be some tiny print somewhere on the donate page and a box next to it checked off that will boost their life membership automatically every month.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Will I get to grab all the pussy I want?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Will I get to grab all the pussy I want?

That’s the Platinum Elite level.

 

[IA_HAWKI]

That’s the Platinum Elite level.

Wonder what you get at the Double Diamond Platinum Elite level

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Wonder what you get at the Double Diamond Platinum Elite level

Access to the Stormy Suite in the Presidential Lounge?

 

[ping72]

Wtf is an annual life membership?

It’s not a lifetime membership.

It’s an annual membership to “Trump Life.”

 

[win4jj]

Wtf is an annual life membership?

The wording makes no sense. Much like the dumba$$ Trump supporters.

 

[franklinman]

It’s not a lifetime membership.

It’s an annual membership to “Trump Life.”

I don't trust his life will be that long, will i then get my donation back ?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

The wording makes no sense. Much like the dumba$$ Trump supporters.

Much like the ones they used to run about how they’d do a “200% match!!!” if you made the contribution by midnight. Uh, who is matching what?

A bunch of con men and rubes. They deserve each other.