Donald Trump = Andrew Dice Clay

[torbee]

Oh that Torbee is just a communist who wants boys in girls bathrooms, right? Come on, play the hits for me.

A Marxist fascist like Adolph Stalin!

 

[wausauhawk]

No, he really isn’t.

Nothing he says is funny.

Tbh, though, I can’t recall a single politician I ever thought was funny.

Walz has made me chuckle a few times. Big time dad joke energy from him

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Trump wishes he was ADC. ADC probably doesn't a mushroom pole

 

[MichaelKeller99]

Now I know you are terrible. MIB is hilarious, as always. ADC wishes he could be that funny.

Sure.

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[PoopandBoogers]

My girlfriend said she wanted 12" and for it to hurt. So I banged her twice and hit her over the head with a brick.

 

[fivecardstud14]

Sure.

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I like how you’re doing research on stand ups as you clearly have never watched any before. Better late than never.

 

[MichaelKeller99]

I like how you’re doing research on stand ups as you clearly have never watched any before. Better late than never.

Thank you!