Dream girl found
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I was wondering when she would show up.
Wood.
Wood.
HORT is the pepsi to the rest of the world.
And yes, this girl is fantastic.
And yes, this girl is fantastic.
My dream girl.
Her accent sounds better than she looks.
Her accent sounds better than she looks.
My dream girl.
Her accent sounds better than she looks.
Hot, but would I have to go phucking fishing?
She's just trying to distract you from what really smells.My dream girl.
Her accent sounds better than she looks.
Don’t worry for you, she will be the man
This girl has gone virally famous really really quickly. I probably saw 100 mashups scrolling instagram yesterday.
Whatever you have to tell yourself. Fishing sucks.
It really does. I grew up on the Mississippi, and I really tried, but I just don’t get the appeal.
Wait, is that not a desirable catch? Well damn.Just because you guys suck at fishing doesn't mean it's not fun.
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It only sucks if you’re bad at it which you clearly are
Oh hell yeah, that fish is desirable, just not the hookset.
I'm pretty sure you gut hooked that thing.
I’ll never get it. Yeah, let’s go sit on a boat, dock, whatever in the blazing sun and heat (or worse yet in a hut in the freezing cold) and throw smelly shit in the water and catch smelly shit that tastes like shit no matter how much you try to cover up that nasty “fish” taste. Sounds awesome.
Sure, you can get some peace and quiet, talk shit with the boys, and drink beer. I can get that anywhere.
I was drug along on a Canadian fishing trip one time and we had - what the regular fishermen I was with called - one of the top five days of their fishing lives. Big walleye, big fighting pike pretty much every other cast. They were jizzing their pants.
Me:
I’ve been an avid golfer since I was 9. Patience is not an issue.
I also don’t get all up in my feelings if people say they don’t like golf.
Different strokes I guessI was drug along on a Canadian fishing trip one time and we had - what the regular fishermen I was with called - one of the top five days of their fishing lives. Big walleye, big fighting pike pretty much every other cast. They were jizzing their pants.
Me:
Least surprising post of all timeI was drug along on a Canadian fishing trip one time and we had - what the regular fishermen I was with called - one of the top five days of their fishing lives. Big walleye, big fighting pike pretty much every other cast. They were jizzing their pants.
Me:
Oh, yes please! Tell me how much of a man fishing makes you. You’re filling in the pieces of the (tired and retread) puzzle perfectly bub!
hey assphats
we are here to talk about a cute southern belle spitting on your schlong
take that fishing argument somewhere else
we are here to talk about a cute southern belle spitting on your schlong
take that fishing argument somewhere else
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100% the most important question.
She's FINE.
Has a Kendall Jenner look going for her.
Too fine. She’s not gonna Hawk Tuhh like the blonde. Sticking with the theme, she’s probably a dead fish. Give me the blonde any day!
Don't get me wrong, I like it when my wife spits on my dick. She likes my D and she's good at it.
However, I don't need some chick to hawk tuhh a loogie on it.
Whew. Looks like we’re not going to be fighting over it and we both go home happy!
