Dream girl found
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I was drug along on a Canadian fishing trip one time and we had - what the regular fishermen I was with called - one of the top five days of their fishing lives. Big walleye, big fighting pike pretty much every other cast. They were jizzing their pants.
Me:
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You’re I was drug along on a Canadian fishing trip one time and we had - what the regular fishermen I was with called - one of the top five days of their fishing lives. Big walleye, big fighting pike pretty much every other cast. They were jizzing their pants.
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I don’t want anyone to spit on my dong, regardless of relative hotness.
You seem like the kind of guy that wouldn’t like blowjobs, at least from hot women 😆
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Can’t be blowin if you’re spitting - that’s what I’m saying. Don’t play with your food 🤷♂️
I think I'm with you, and there was nothing hot about that woman. She just came off as a trampy hillbilly.
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How is the base going to get wet if she don’t spit on it. The bottom hand has to be wet too. No one wants a dry rub with the bottom hand.
Keep that cute knob gobbler away from wedding cake!
Sidebar I love how this thread turned into fishing stories. That is what is great about this place. If someone had started a fishing thread it would have turned into a discussion on hot girls in bikinis.
Sidebar I love how this thread turned into fishing stories. That is what is great about this place. If someone had started a fishing thread it would have turned into a discussion on hot girls in bikinis.
I’m not seeing any black and gold Hawk Tuah shirts on the internets yet, which is surprising.
Further complicating the matter, Vickers happens to be the daughter of Harley Vickers, the prominent pastor of the Little Hope Baptist Church in Paducah. "This isn't the kind of attention we wanted for our family," said Reverend Vickers, asking for privacy during this difficult time. "We hoped she'd spread the Good Word, not become a national laughing stock."
Are you always this overly dramatic?
Oh she’s spreading something 😎
Thanksgiving dinner should be interesting in the Vickers household this year.
Is it just me or is that the perfect town name for this? The Paducah Hawk Tuah. Lol
Must be nice to provide zero value to society but randomly go viral and probably never have to work for an honest living…ever. Props to her.
Sure she could do one pg-13 rated only fans and buy a yacht.
Sure she could do one pg-13 rated only fans and buy a yacht.
Her ability to amuse and capture attention actually has value.
I’m sort of a sucker for syrupy southern accents.
She could probably give me a chubby just sayin’, “June bug”.
Sounds like something NC would say to himself while creating yet another handle.
