Ever have to poop in a little plastic container and mail it to someone…

[FAUlty Gator]

…when it wasn’t as a joke or because you were getting screamed at by a Lebanese hooker in an alley behind a dumpster?

I’m heading to UPS with the “package” now.

I’m not gonna lie, as gun as the whole thing sounds, I’d really like to avoid having to do that again.

 

[jasonrann]

Welp, now I feel bad for complaining about storm damage.

Ts & Ps, OP. I hope it's not the HIV.

 

[thewop]

because you were getting screamed at by a Lebanese hooker in an alley behind a dumpster?

Wait I'm not the only one who had to do this?

Is there a whole community of us out there who were too ashamed to speak?

#metoo

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Wait I'm not the only one who had to do this?

Is there a whole community of us out there who were too ashamed to speak?

#metoo

I walked into UPS and said, “Here’s my poop!” She looked at me like “Yeah…third time I’ve heard that today.”

 

[QChawks]

how do I get a turd delivered to me?